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Drunk Terms
Anyone can drink and get drunk, but it takes talent to use silly names to
describe it. Here is, in our opinion, the world's most definitive list of
drinking euphemisms. Drink responsibly, but talk about it all the time.
12 oz. power curls
Abbreviated
Absoluted
All banged up
All fuddered up
All piled up
Alpo-ed
Anchored
Anesthetized
Annihilated
Approximated--drunk mispronunciation of "intoxicated"
Arm bend
Arrested
Arse-wiped (Australian)
Asscocked
Astrosmashed
Australia)
Backwards
Bagged
Baked
Balderdashed
Balled
Bamboozled
Barley basted
Barnable -- "I was so drunk I should have been locked in a barn last night"
Basketcase
Basted
Basting in your own juices
Bats In The Belfry
Battered -- also Beer Battered
Beaver fever -- as in Molson Canadian
Been in the sun all day
Belligerent
Bend the elbow
Bent
Bernied -- Walking like the dead man in "Weekend at Bernies 2"
Beurré - French for buttered
Bevvied up
Bewildered
Beyond all shiznat
Beyond the edge
Bitched
Black and Tanned
Blacked out
Bladdered
Blanked
Blasted
Blata
Blazed
Blended
Blind
Blistered
Blitzed
Blocked
Blootered
Blotted
Blotto
Blowin' bubbles
Blowin' the froth off a few
Blown
Blue Flu -- as in Labatt's Blue
Boggled
Boiled
Bolloxed -- from Dublin
Bolstered
Bombed
Bomblasticated
Boning the bald eagle
Boogered
Borrached -- short for borracho in Spanish
Bowled over
Boxed
Brewed
Bricked
Buckwild
Bud Fever (Budwieser)
Buffed
Buggered
Bullet Proof
Burnt
Busched
Buttered Up
Butt-Housed
Buzzed
Buzzing
Canned
Capped
Capsized
Captured
Carpeted
Catching sixers -- Scottish
Cattled
Charred
Checkered
Chemically inconvienenced
Chisseled
Chockered
Clarked
Clobbered
Clocked
Clouped - after sound made by popping the cork
Clowned
Cockailed
Cocked
Cockeyed
Confligglenoggled
Cooked
Corked
Corrupted
Crack the bottle
Cracked
Crackered
Cranked
Crapped out
Crazy ass-ed
Crippled
Crocked
Crowned
Crunked
Crushed
Crusted
Curled
Curried
Damaged -- also Damaged Goods
Dancing with pink elephants
Dead to the World
Debaucherized
Deflated
Demolished
Demoralized
Destroyed
Dilled
Dip your bill
Discombobulated
Disconnected
Disinfected
Dizzy
Doin' the "who's that guy?"
Done
Dooped
Double bagged
Doused in Firewater
Drafted
Drank -- I was drank last night.
Drilled
Drinking with the fishes
Drinky stinky
Driving the Magic Bus
Driving the white truck
Drizzunk
Drowned
Drowning
Drunk
D-Runk
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk as a lord (Australian)
Drunk as a monkey
Drunk as a skunk - International School Of the Hague (The Netherlands)
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as ten men -- "I must have been as drunk as ten men!"
Drunk as ten mother fuckers
Drunkable
Drunker than a 100 Indians
Drunker than Cooter Brown -- from University Of Georgia
Drunky Drunk
Drywalled
Ducking Frunk
Duped
Dusted
Dysfunctional
D-zunk
Easy
Eerased
Embalmed
Encrypted
Enjoy the jar
Etherized
Excused -- from U of Oklahoma
Faced -- as in shit faced
Faceted
Faded
Fall of the wagon
Fall out of the tree
Falling on your ass
Fannied (Scottish term)
Faulted
Feel Foggy
Feel no pain
Feeling the Flow (Yo!)
Fer Shnickered
Fermalted
Fermented
Fertilized
F'ing gone
Finished
Fizznated
Flagged
Flamboyant
Flammered
Flattened
Flimflammed
Flooded
Floored
Flushed
Fossilized
Four (three) sheets to the wind
Four-Thirds Drunk
Fractured
Fricasseed
Fried
Frosted
FUBAR -- "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "...Beyond all recognition"
Fucked -- c'mon guys!
Fucked gently
Fucked In Half
Fucked like kibble
Fucked off his nut
Fucked off you head
Fucked up
Fucked up as a canoe made from chicken wire
Fucked up as a soup sandwhich
Fucked up like a chicken
Fucked up like a football bat
Fucked up like Polio
Fuckered
Fucking fucked
Fuckwit tuned on booze
Fud up
Fudged
Full
Full of Dutch courage
Fuschnickered
Fuzzed
Gallstoned
Garbaged
Gardsoned
Gassed
Get dizzy -- "Oh I got dizzy yo."
Get high-centered -- from Oklahoma State University
Get nice (ala Beastie Boys)
Get one's swerve on
Get organized
Get Ugly
Get wrong -- "I got wrong at the party."
Get your drink on
Get your drunk on
Getting Billied
Getting stupid -- also Gettin' stoopid
Gietzed -- (German)
Giving oneself an excuse
Glassy-eyed
Glazed over
Going out to forget our names
Gone
Gone on Walkabout
Gonged
Gooned
Gootered
Gravity-challenged
Greased -- also Grease the wheels
Gurneyed -- (as in placed on a hospital gurney)
Guttered
Half in the bag
Half in the wrapper
Half-Bassed (as in Bass Ale)
Half-cut
Half-micked
Hammed or Ham'd
Hammer-Boxed
Hammered
Hang a few on
Happy -- also Get happy
Hardening your liver
Hell-bent
Hemmed up
High -- from "One Burbon and One Beer."
Hillary'ed--"It's all Hillary Clinton's fault!"
Hit the bottle
Hit the hooch
Hog Wild
Hoganed -- as in Hulk Hogan
Hogging
Hoist -- also Hoist a few
Hold your liquor
Hondo
Hosed
Housed -- also Hizzoused
Hunt the brass rail
Hypnotized
I was locked out of my tree.
Imbibe
In dangers way
In for a checkup with the Doctor (When drinking Dr. McGilicutty's)
In rare form
In the Bag/ Half in the bag
In the grip of the grape
Inbreeniated - as in I'm not inbreeniated
Indoctrinated
Inebriated
Inked
Inspected the vineyard (for wine-drunk)
Intoxicated
Inubliated -- too drunk to say inebriated
Invincible
Invisible
It was beer o'clock all arvo (Australian)
Jacked
Jager shoes-- as in "I have my Jager shoes on" when drinking Jagermeister
Jello-ed
Jet-lagged
Jizzed
Joshed -- after a guy who got so drunk he gave himself a swirly
Jubbed
Juiced
K.O.'ed
Kablitzed
Kentucky fried
Kill some Brain Cells
Kiss the cap
Knackered
Knock some back -- also Knock it back
Knurd -- read backwards
Kris Kringled -- as in "I got Kris Kringled at the Christmas party last week"
Lagered
Lambasted
Lamenated
Langered
Legless
Lift the wrist
Liquidated
Liquified
Lit
Lit up like a Christmas tree
Liverless
Loaded
Loadski
Locked -- a classic irish term
Locked Jawed
Lofted
Looking for hockey sticks
Looking for punishment
Looped
Loopy
Loose -- "Come on ya'll it's time to get loose."
Lost in the Boons
Lost in the sauce
Loused
Lubricated
Lushed
Maggoted
Mallywhackered
Manipulated
Margaritavilled
Marinated
Mashed
Meeting Moriarty -- (thanks
Messed
Miroculous -- Scottish
Mixxed
Morgued
Mortal
Mothered -- very drunk New Zealand style
Much c*nted -- Aussie term
Munted -- a New Zealand term
Mutated / Mutant
Mutilated
Mystified
nackered--Scottish for normal
nastified
Neutered (Australian)
Nuked
Numbed
Nutcrackered -- for guys only
O.O.C (Out of Commission)
Obliterated
Off her tit
Off her tits
Off my face
Off my Rocker
Off the deep end
Off the wagon
Off ya nut
Off your box
Off your rocker
Oiled
On the bend
On the juice
On the piss
On the sauce -- also On the wa-wa sauce
One too many
One-eyed
OOC -- (out of control)
Ossified
Out of commision
Out of his helmet
Out of your gourd
Out of your mind
Out of your tree
Out of your zip code
Over -- "I was completely Over last night."
Overserved
Packed
Paddled
Painting the monkey
Para (as in paraletic)
Peppered
Perschnickedy
Phi Slamma Hammered
Pickled
Pie-eyed
Pillowed
Pilsnered
Pirate-eyed
Piss Faced
Pissed -- (Classic line from "So I Married An Axe Murderer")
Pissed as a fart
Pissed up right tight
Piss-pounded
Pissy
Pitchered
Pixilated
Plastered
Play Boris Yeltsin
Plowed
Polexed (Irish)
Polished (long o) When consuming Slivovicz and Boroviczka.
Polished (short o)
Pollatted -- Irish version of "polluted"
Polluted
Poofy
Poopooed
Porpised
Pound
Pounded
Powdered
Primed
Pringled
Professional Oompa-Loompa Sighter
Pruned -- also Pruned on the inside
Pucking Flowed
Punken drublic
Put it away
Put to bed with a shovel
Queen of hoola -- the girl who drinks the most
Railed
Rashed
Rat faced
Rat-arsed
Ratted
Rauted (sounds like roar-ted)
Razzled
Red-eyed
Redfaced and horny
Reduced to your lowest common denominator
Refunded
Rendered
Retarded
Retied (ree tee'd)
Ripe as a brewer's fart
Ripedapert
Ripped - also Rip Shitty
Ripped Van Winkle
Roasted
Rocked
Rode off (Irish)
Rolled
Rooted
Rotten
Rounded
Rubbered (Scottish)
Ruined
Rum dumb
Running Roughshod
Rusted
S.H.W.--Shithouse wasted
Sailing with the Captain
Salted
Sample the necter of the gods
Sauced
Saused
Sautéed
Schlammered - slamed and hammered
Schlitzed
Schloberknocked
Schnapped
Schnockered
Schwasted
Schwilly
Schwizzled
Screwed
Scuttered -- a very Irish expression
See a man about a dog
Seeing stars
Sending the man in the boat off to sea
Set sail with captin morgan
Shagged
Shamboned
Shamrocked
Sha-nay-nayed
Shedded
Shellacked
Shelled
Sheps a pimp
Shifazzed -- trying to say shit faced
Shit faced as a pansy shoe
Shitattered
Shit-balled
Shit-blistered
Shit-canned
Shit-faced
Shit-housed
Shit-piled
Shit-Rocked
Shitty
Shiznzazz
Shloshed
Shmammerd
Shmammered--like smashed and hammered
Shoot the cat
Shot
Shot down
Shuffled
Shwacked
Sidewalked
Sippin' on the Sissyrup
Skiing
Skim bizoed
Skunked
Slammed
Slap Happy
Slapped
Slapped -- for girls only
Slaughtered
Sledged
Sledge-hammered
Sleeping with the Enemy
Slewed
Slizzard -- used around the Atlanta area.
Slobberknockered
Slopped
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smangered
Smashed
Smoked
Snackered
Snicklefritzed
Snockered -- (Apparently very popular with teachers)
Snorting the cork
Snot-hanging drunk
Snowed
Soaked
Sober challenged
Socially confused
Sotally Tober
Souped
Soused
South of the border
Soviet
Sozzled
Spanked
Spanked with the wrong end of the sober stick
Spanking my liver
Spannered
Spent
Splattered in the Mud
Sprung
Spuzzed
Spuzzin'
Spuzzin' yo
Stamped
Steamboated (Scotland)
Steering a Zig-Zag course
Stewed -- Stew in ones juices
Stink nasty
Stinkin’ poopy
Stocious
Stonkered -- for emphasis: fully stonkered. (Sydney
Stoopid
Struck
Strung out
Stunk
Stunned
Stupified
Suck the monkey
Sunk
Super dooped
Swallow tavern tokens
Sweatin Bullets(Silver Bullets from Coors Light)
Sweeted -- "I was all sweeted up in the frontal facial last night."
Swerved
Swilled
Swillin'
Swimming with the fishes
Taking a trip back to preschool
Tank Proof
Tanked
Tap the admiral
Tapped
Ten sheets to the wind
Tequilafied
Thinning the blood
Thrashed
Three Sheets to the Wind
Three sheets to the wind and shit-faced to boot
Throttled
Throw back
Throw down
Thumped -- from U of Oklahoma
Thundered
Tie a few on
Tight
Tip the bottle
Tipsy
Tired (as in tired as a newt)
To' up from the Flo' up
Toasted -- also toasty
Toe down -as in "I was toe down!"
Toe up -as in "You toe up?"
Tonic-ed
Tonka Trucked
Too much blood in the alcohol system
Tooned
Torched
Tore up from the floor up
Torn down -- "I was torn down last night
Torn up
Torqued -- (pronounced like "tork't")
Toss back
Toss down
Tossed
Totalled -- a New Zealand term
Totally fuckin' Budweisered
Trashed
Trashy White
Trollied
Tucker Maxed
Tuned up
Twasted -- "You are so wasted you can't say wasted so you say twasted."
Twatted
Twatted (Scotland)
Twisted
Uberfucked (for the Germans)
Uncouth
under the acafluence of incahol
Under the influence
Unglued
Unnerved
Vegitated
Vented
Visiting John Barleycorn
Visiting the fireman
Wacked
Walked the plank -- as in
Walsted
Wankered -- From Wales "The only term to express the drunkedness of our Valley Lads"
Washed
Wasted
Wasterd
Waxed
Waysilled
Wearing beer goggles
Wearing the barely cap
Wearing your drinking shoes
Weirded out
Wet brained
Wet your quill
Wet your whistle
Whiffled
Whitewatered - getting drunk at Wisconsin UW-Whitewater
Willy Wonka'd
Wilted
wiped
Wobbly
Wonked
Wonky
Wrecked
Wrong -- I was wrong last night.
X-filed
Xylophoned
Yueng-Yanged
Zapped
zombied out
Zombified
Zoned
Zonked
Zooted
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