College Terms
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"_____" Junior

Refers to a man's penis as though it were his son. For example, Kevin's penis is "Kevin Junior"

1 5

You have 15 mins to get back to your seat before someone can take it.

1,000-yard stare

The ability to glean or completely bypass objects or events when highly intoxicated, such as doors, brushes w/ the law, or disco balls.

21

Sex

6-pack sprint

A game between buddies usually held before a football game where the goal is to finish a 6 pack of beer before your friends do.

6th Grader

A thin, wimpy little mustache that some freshmen try to grow, but resembles something of peach fuzz that starts growing on 6th grade boys.

70s Porn Star

A cheesy, bushy mustache that reminds you of those worn by 1970s porn stars (recalls the recurring skit with Will Farell and Tracy Morgan on SNL)

A Good Look

As in basketball, when a player makes a shot it is called a good look. The same applies for other situations where there is an opportunity.

ACA

Abbreviation for Acute Commitment Anxiety. It is a common disorder in young collegiate students who often hookup with many different women. Also used to explain someone's behavior.

Adultalescence

Moving back with the p's after graduation.

A-Hug

When you hook up with a chick and don't have sex, but just cuddle all night. Short for "Ass Hug" where you just spoon and snuggle.

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Alcoholya

I'll get ahold of you later for some beers and shots.

Alien

A person who is so ugly that they should be hunted down by Sigourney Weaver.

Apple for the Teacher

A person who is known to have banged/pleasured/moved in with, etc. a professor or instructor.

Area Code Rule

Relationship law that states hooking up is not wrong if the girlfriend/boyfriend of both parties reside in another area code.

Around the World

A party theme in which participants move from room to room. Each room is decorated in a theme of a different country with the appropriate alcoholic beverages provided.

Ass Tennis

Game played when 2+ people in a room are farting. 1st yells "Service!" and each subsequent person yells "Volley!" Last one left yells "Point. Winner!"

Assclown

1) used amoung friends to point out that one member of the group has done something stupid

2) a term used, still amoung friends, as a response to an insult when no quality response comes to mind

Asshat

see Assclown

Asshole

A simple drinking game that involves a hierarchy of players from president to asshole.

Assmouth

Morning breath after drinking 40's all night. Not unlike the smell of a donkey.

ATM Bomb

As in "Dropping an ATM Bomb.” Refers to when you need some more cash thereby destroying your bank account.

Aww shucks

A term often equated to saying, "Oh gee you're so insanely fake when you try to be sweet I want to stab you in the throat."

Axe Bath

When you wake up too late to take a shower so you douse yourself in body spray or cologne to cover up the stench of BO, leftover booze and stale bong water.

B.A.M.F

Bad Ass Motherfucker

B.O.B.F.O.C.

Used to describe a girl: Body off Baywatch, Face off Crime Watch

B.O.D.

Otherwise known as "Breath of Dog". One generally has this after a long night of beer chugging, ganja knockin, and frajee smokin (see: lung candy). Example, "Shit dude, I woke up this morning with some killer B.O.D.!"

BAB

BAD ASS BITCHES, but not the good kind. Any nasty, ugly, smelly, unattractive scank who no sensable guy would go out with.

Baby Batter

semen

Baby sitting the Blunt

A person that holds the blunt for an excessive amount of time during a smoke session or rotation. See also Camping.

Back Check the Left Winger

The act of hooking up with an ugly girl so your buddy has a shot with her hot friend.

Bad Idea Jeans

When one behaves in a most idiotic fashion. (From SNL skit).
For example, "The guy trying to touch that cop's gun is wearing Bad Idea Jeans."

Bag and Tag

A person with an unattractive face but a good body. You'd sleep with them if they had a paper bag over their head.

Baja

To go off the beaten path. For example, "Instead of just following the sidewalk, Slappy tried to go Baja and got lost in the woods -- what a tool."

Bang

Have sex with.

Bar Scar

All the wristbands and ink left over after making the rounds at the bars. Ex: By the look of those bar scars, you must have had a good night.

Barbara

Someone who talks while holding the joint, inhibiting others from smoking. Derived from Barbara Walters.

Battle Group

Not just one, but a group of big ugly people. For example "O shit man, we've just been invaded by a battle group!"

Batton the hatches

The act of locking the door and placing a towel under it before toking in your dorm room.

Bayonetting the Wounded

Drinking all of the leftover half full drinks while cleaning up the morning after a party

BBC

Big Black Cock.

BBD's

Short for Bigger, Better Deals. Going out and trying to meet someone better, or trying to find a better party.

BBH

Short for "Bros before Hoes"--meaning that you're more loyal to your buds than you are to your girlfriend. The opposite is Chicks Before Dicks

BD

Bare Dick - to have sex without using any form of protection.

Beast

An affectionate or pejorative nickname for a cheap beer called Milwaukee's Best.

Beat

A person who is really ugly!

Beat It Up

To have sex.

Beef Jacket

A condom/jimmy hat/rubber.

Beer Bitch

The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose job it is to grab another beer when yours runs out. The most important person in drinking games espically for the president and asshole.

Beer Dash

(a/k/a "Beer Run", "Beer Sprint") Act performed by cheap/broke students who will wait outside a convenience store at night until the clerk is busy, then they will, enter, grab a 6/12 pack of beer and then take off running out the door.

Beer Fairy

An undesireable who provides free alcohol in an attempt to gain friends.

Beer Gnomes

The reason for the random bruises, pains and lacerations you unexplainably have after a night of heavy drinking.

Beer Goggles

One's perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and break dancing moves to look easy.

Beer Muscles

A sudden increase in courage and combative abilities directly linked to alcohol consumption.

Beer Pong

A game played on a Ping Pong table in which cups of beer are set at each end. The object is to throw a ping pong ball into the opponents cup and then they drink from that cup...mutliple cups are used and when all the cups are finished on one side....they

Beer Scooter

After a night on the piss, the ability to walk home 5-6 miles without noticing the distance or waking up in your bed without any idea of how you got there--an almost mythical form of transport.
"How did you get home last night?"
"Fuck knows, I must have riden the beer scooter."

Beer Slut

A women at the party who will get on any guy that is providing free beer.

Beeracle

A miracle that is caused by almighty beer. For example someone making ten straight cups in Beirut game

Beeramid

The ritual of stacking empties in a triangle formation.

Beeriod

A weekly malady suffered after a night on the pop. Symptoms include swollen, queasy stomach, headache, aversion to lights, short temper. As in, "No I haven't washed the car or even showered today. My beeriod has started."

Beggar

A nerdier, more annoying, and much more desperate version of a Hanging Chad. Often someone who thinks they need to constantly swear in order to fit in, not knowing how stupid he or she really sounds.

Beirut

A game that is the same as beer pong, just a different name and more cups. And more violent and messy.

Bent Me Over

An unpleasant result or painful conclusion to an event. For example, "That physics final bent me over."

Beverly

One who is known as a Snob or Prep.

BF

Short for Buddy Fuck. It's where you screw your buddy to make yourself look better. Code named Blue Falcon or Bravo Foxtrot. "I got blue falconed by Jimmy" "He's a blue falcon, I wouldn't tell him anything" "Watch out for the falcon"

BFE

Butt Fucking Egypt- really far from campus, and/or civilization. Also called Bum Fuck Nowhere

BFK

(Bum Fuck Kentucky) and East Bum Fuck

BH9

Abbreviation for Beverly Hills 90210

Big Girl

No not a fat girl. But a girl who takes off her own pants, and doesn't wait till the guy does it.

Bijiggety

To be all crazy over a guy. Comes from the film "The Sweetest Thing." ex. "Jess met Ryan last week, and ever since then, she has been acting all bijiggety over him."

Bird

Slang for a girl.

Bitch-be-gone Spray

What you sometimes need when you really can't stand looking at somebody any longer.

Bitches in tha bathroom

Girls that go into the bathroom and do lines and act sketchy like zanballs.

Black Out Bandit

Someone who takes advantage of a very intoxicated member of the opposite sex.

Blockermore

Used to describe a girl who appears attractive from a distance, but upon close inspection exhibits glaring flaws or is perhaps even hideously ugly. From "She looks good from a Block or More."

Blowin' ass

Letting out a monster fart. Also known as Rippin' ass

Blowjob Face

The type of face on a pretty girl, that upon seeing it you immediately think of receiving oral sex. Sometimes this is characterized by pouty lips.

Blowjob Lips

Also called BJ Lips (see: DSL). These are the pouty, thick lips that immediately make you think about getting a blowjob.

Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blow job on the toilet.

BMF walk

A swagger that some muscle-bound muther-humpers have; "I'm a bad mutha dont mess with me" kind of walk

BO

Refers to blacking out.

"I was BO last night."

Bo

The opposite of "no."
Q: Was that you hooking up with my boyfriend last
night?

A: Bo...

BOB

A Vibrator. Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Bobo

When something is F'ed up and doesn't work properly. "Man your bike is bobo!"

Bolt

The act of downing a beverage in one. "Bolt that pint!"

Bomblasticated

To be extremely messed up on alacohol and/or recreational pharmaceuticals.

Bonar

When a guy just somehow knows there's a hot girl around.

Bone Doctor Makes House Call

When a girl stops by your place for a casual you-know-what session.

Boned

To be bent over by and exam or test.

Bong the schlong

When a dude uses a penis pump

Boo

Short for someone's boy/girl-friend. IE: She is my boo.

Boof

To steal. Often used about lighters. For example, "He just left without paying and boofed my lighter."

Boonies

Far out of the way. Usually where you have to park your car in the student lot.

Boot and Rally

Tto drink until you puke then keep drinking afterwards

Boot-legged

Something (or someone) fake or really cheap. See also Discount Booty.

Booze hound

Someone who drinks in excessive quantities and does so with regularity.

Booze Snooze

A nap taken early in the afternoon to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking. See also Party Nap.

Boss

A girlfriend. Refers to her power and control over scarce resources, like sex.

Bowhead

One of those sorority chicks who wear those BIG-ASS BOWS on the back of their heads to class, to the pool, while jogging in those nylon shorts with the sorority letters on their butts, etc.

Brain

Blowjob or head. "Did she give you brain last night?"

Brain Hang

Same as Hanging Brains. When a male places his testicles outside his unzippered pants, exposing only his scrotum, but keeping his penis inside the pants, giving the elusion of a human brain freely suspended in front of the male crotch. Often executed as a practical joke, to see how long an unsuspected female victim will notice a fraternity favorite.

Breaking the Seal

Going pee pee for the first time while drinking. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.

Breakout

The act of becoming quite intoxicated, then leaving a party without telling anyone. People at the party only notice a few minutes later (depending on your popularity).

Brick

To suffer from extreme anxiety due to lack of preparation for an exam, etc.

B-rod

A girl

Broke Off

Getting rejected. Same as Shaqued.

Bronson

Can be used as either a noun or a verb in regards to a person or act which is excessively stupid or dangerous.

Bronson

Term for beer: If its ice cold and rhymes with johnson, it must be a bronson!

Brutal

A word describing an overwhelmingly ugly, disgusting, or infested individual.

Bubble Letters

A "cute" font face used only by sorority girls. Often applied with paint pens.

Bud

Marijuana

Bud Mud

The type of shit you take after a long night of drinkg budweisers.

Budget

An adjective used to decribe things that are overrated or trashy.

Buffalo Club

A ritual often practiced by freshmen. One variation involves always drinking with one's opposite hand. If caught drinking otherwise, the guilty party is forced to finish their drink.

Buffer

Referring to mustaches as dick buffers.

Bugly

Short for butt ugly.

BUI

Biking under the influince. When you get drunk and try to ride a bike. "Careful, you don't wanna get a Bui tonight."

Bullet time

Taken from The Matrix. Used to describe the drunken sixth sense you sometimes get at parties which allows you to dodge ex-girlfriends, spilled beer, vomit, etc.

Bullmoose Club

Same as Buffalo Club(at schools in NY)

Bullseye!

Called out when someone says something really dumb adding onto a funny joke that someone just said. Implying "shooting it down"

Bumble Fuck

An area far away from anything accessible. "Damn you live in Bumble Fuck!"

Bump uglies

Have sex

Bust Ass

To seriously injure oneself, usually while doing something stupid. "Man I busted ass all down those stairs last night when drunk."

Busted

Someone not so attractive, where all kinds of things are just plain wrong, ex: "I saw Paula's boyfriend last night, man is he busted!"

Butter Tits

A girl who looks great, except she has either very strange looking tits or no tits at all. "Man everything is great about her...butter tits."

Butterface

A girl who has a great body but not an attractive face. Comes from..."Everything looks good on her, but her face."

Bye Felicia

The term comes from the movie Friday, where Felicia the crack hoe, is always buggin someone and talking about stupid shit. All Ice Cube has to say is "Bye Felicia" and she shuts up.

Camel Club

A Southern Version of Buffalo Club (LSU/Baton Roughe Origin) usually held on the same night as a large Campus Ministry meets.

Camel Toe

When a woman's privates are split down the middle by a high riding seam. This separation creates a pronounced effect similar in look to the two-toed hoof of a camel. See also Moose Knuckle, the men's version

Campbell's Ass Soup

A party or bar that has an overwhelming amount of hot women compared to the men.

Camping

When someone is talking or spacing out and not passing anyone the marijuana that's in his hands, he's camping with the bowl.

Cancer Sticks

Cigarettes

Cankles

When one's calves and ankles grow together.

Carpet Cleaned

A guy going down on a girl. "She got her carpet cleaned".

Cartilage Boy

Pathetic leftist loser who refuses to admit disagreements in politics are neccesary and good.

Case Race

Teams of two attempt to be the first to put down an entire case of beer.

Cash Cow

An ATM.

Cashed

Synonym for "stoned"; also used to describe when all of the weed in a bowl/pipe/bong has been smoked. "It's cashed, yo - pack another one."

Cashed and Carried

Married (originally from cockney rhyming slang) "poor bastard got cashed and carried after he knocked her up".

CBD

Short for Chicks Before Dicks. Putting your girls before boyfriends.

Centurion

A drinking competition. that consists of sitting down and drinking one shot of beer a minute for 100 minutes. You may not leave your chair for any reason, nor may you expel any bodily fluids (piss, puke, tears, etc). Played extensively by Canadian Enginee

CFMs

Short for: Come Fuck Me's. Those big frumpy slutty shoes all the sorostitutes wear.

Chach

Short for Chachi. In extreme cases, use "Chach ass motherfucker."

Chachi

A cheesy male who thinks he's got game.

Chafe

The guy that annoys the hell out of you, tags along where ever you go, and you can't get rid of him. Synonym for Hanging chad

Chameleon

A person who adopts the personalities of whoever they're with and therefore can seamlessly blend into any situation.

Changeling

A girl who is hot today and busted tomorrow. The next day she's hot again. If this goes on forever—even when you're sober—she's a changeling.

Chew N'Screw

When you eat at a restruarant or diner and run out on the bill.

Chewy

An unattractive girl who puts you in mind of the Star Wars character Chewbacca e.g."Did you see that Chewy that Ross was hittin' on last night?"

Chicken

A girl that sleeps with 3 guys from the same fraternity. 5 or more guys is Extra Crispy.

Chickenhead

Silly, immature girls who are overly whiny, lack real-world skills, and generally cause drama. Typically, Chickenheads run in packs. "Check out that group of Chickenheads... they are hot, but I don't feel like putting up their BS." Synonymous with DAB.

Clete Chaser

Girls, usually sororistutes, that want to get with Baseball players.

Clock in (also Punch the clock)

Visit a boyfriend/girlfriend out of a combination of obligation and fear. For example, "Hey, I'd love to drink and throw stuff off the roof with you guys, but I have to clock in with the boss or she'll cut me off."

Closing the borders

When a group denies drinking/smoking in order to keep moochers away.

Clutch

Awesome. Perfect timing. "That pass was clutch."

Cock Ass

Term you call someone when they are doing something stupid.

Cock Block

When one guy in a group interferes with an another guy's efforts to score.

Cock Diesel

Muscular and fit. See also Ripped.

Coin Purse

n. the male scrotum v. to tea bag someone

Collegesque

Being very collegiate at what you do (e.g., boozin, drugs and sleeping around)

Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors original

Commando

Not wearing any underwear. "I haven't done laundry in so long, today I had to go commando." Good if it is a lady, bad if it is a guy.

Coors Light

Stands for Come On Over Real Soon Little Indian Girl Hot Tonight

Cooter Brown

Getting very, very drunk.

Couga or Couger

An old chick that is still hot.

Coyote fuck

Coyotes are known to chew off a leg to escape from steel traps. This term refers to the wish to remove an arm in order to escape after sex without waking the other person.

Crack the Spine

Opening a book for the first time. Often doesn't take place until the night before the finals. Commonly used during bragging sessions when someone is selling back a book claiming never to have opened it.

Cratch

Crack itch.

Creeper

A person who looks and acts like a pervert or psychopath. They tend to scare those around them.

Critch

Crotch itch. See also Crotch Rot

Cro-Magnon Man

A particularly rough looking male. Distinguishing marks include dirty fingernails, nappy hair, and a large sloping forehead. Named after the early human discovered by anthropologists.

Crop Dusting

The act of letting a fart go at the exact moment you pass a group of people and continuing to walk away.

Crotch Crickets

Crab lice. Also known as Pants rabbits.

Crotch Rocket

A motorcycle. Not including Harleys. Normally a Honda, Yahmaha etc.

Crotch Rot

Any number of fungi or other things that cause extreme itchiness and discomfort in the undercarriage.

Crotch Wedge

A camel toe.

Crumpy umpy

Wicked drunk or high

Crunchy

Relating to hippie, out-doorsy, free-spirit, eco-friendly behavior

CSB

Short for Chronic Sperm Buildup. Happens when refraining from masturbation while waiting for far-off girlfriend to arrive.

Dairy

Women's Breasts. "Look at her Dairy." "There is a lot of Dairy in this room."

Dank

A term used to describe really good smoke or something really good.

Dart

A term exclaimed when a person is so annoying or stupid that you feel the urge to throw a dart at his or her face!

Dauber

Your attitude or feelings. "Where is your dauber at?" Would mean "What are you feeling like?"

DDF (Distance Distortion Factor)

When a person of the opposite sex who looks good from far away but gets progressively worse as you get closer.

Dead Soldier

Empty beer can/bottle.

Deboed

(DEE-BO-ed) To steal something from someone, or some where. "I just deboed the hell out of your seat." From the movie Friday.

Deed/ D'ed

To very, very high from potent marijuana, such as sensimilla, or Hydro. Gaining the term from DE-fense in a game, because you are so high it feels like the marijuana is on offense, and your mind is playing defense.

Deja Booty

1) a situation in which an individual reunites with a former fling in a seemingly random - and often ironic - twist of fate.
2) a rare instance when one hooks up with a seemingly new person only to realize that they had hooked up in the past but forgot

Dep Run

Term for going to a Quebec deppaneur (corner store) to easily buy booze do to the lower drinking age of 18 vs. Ontario's 19 of the USA's 21.

Desert Dick

When you are having a hook-up drought.

Desperado

A guy/girl who roams the party looking for a last minute hook-up out of desperation.

Diesel

Budwiser.

DILF

Similar to milf, normally older guys that are old enough to be your uncle that you still want to get with.

DILLIGAF

Abbreviation for "Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?" use the term to describe your lack of interest for someone elses opinion. Example: "I don't like you." "DILLIGAF?"

Dinner Plates

When a girl has massive nipple diameter.

Dinner Roll

A "dick trick" in which a man exposes his testicles and squeezes them in his closed fist. The appearance is similar to a dinner roll and has been known to fool a coed into touching it.

Dirty

Used to describe an individual who has been around the block a few times. Might also imply STD or poor hygiene.

Dirty Thirty

A cheap 30-pack of beer, usually not the best tasting but well worth the money on a student's budget.

Discount

An adjective describing something that is of low quality or questionable origin. For example, "We got to the party and these discount Beastie Boys were just yelling into their mics."

DOA

Drunk On Arrival, a term used to describe getting drunk before going to a party, club or class.

"This party's might be good, but I think we should be DOA just to be safe."

Dodo

Marijuana, usually very good marijuana.

Doing The Mickey

This is fully understood by watching the movie 9 1/2 Weeks. When you are Doing the Mickey you are not just making love to a woman, or charming a woman to fall in love with you. You are only Mickey worthy when you can get her to do the freaky things Mick would do.

Doorknob

A game played when somebody farts. The person breaking wind must yell "safty" before the others yell "doorknob", or they get to pound the shit out of him untill he grabs a doorknob. If you're out in the woods or something, you're fucked.

Dope-anapolis

Going out driving to toke

Dorm storm

To go into the dorms, especially all-female ones to recruit people for a party.

Double-Fisting

The art and science of holding and consuming two drinks at once in order to get drunk more efficiently.

Drag Rat

Used by students at the University of Texas to refer to our overly cultural bums. They buy 3 dollar cappacinos yet still ask me for change.

Drama

When two girls that you're hookin up with show up at the same party.

Dream-catcher

Something you use to jiz in.

Drinkie

Beer or Liquor. The yin to the yang of Eatie.

Dro

A very potent form of marijuana garuanteed to get you D'ed.

Dropping Ass

An extremely violent bowel movement after a weekend of bad bar food and beer, "Don't go in the bathroom, I just dropped ass like Hiroshima."

Drunk Dial

The act of calling an old sexual partner in a drunken stupor in a last ditch effort to get laid after striking out on all other fronts.

Drunkavity

When you drink so much, that you become a constant victim to gravity. It's like gravity, but drunk.

Drunken Black Hole

The cosmic force delivers you to your room even though you have no idea how you got there.

Drunkenese

The language commonly used by incoherent drunks unable to continue speaking English.

Drunkivity

when gravity takes effect after you have been drinking and one cannot use his or her motor skills correctly. "It's like gravity, but drunk!"

DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

A term used by men when women are not around. A female version may exist, although a male has not ever heard it.

DTP (Drink Till Puke)

Term used to describe consuming alcholic beverages until puking them back up. This amount can vary greatly from person to person, but is almost always a whole hell of a lot.

DTR (Determine the Relationship)

An inevitable, yet painful, discussion that must take place in any relationship lasting longer than two weeks.

Duck butter

The build up of sweat in the crotch on hot days walking from one end of campus to the other in extreme heat or while dancing in a packed club.

Duece

Refers to someone who is over 200 lbs.

DUFF

Short for "Designated Ugly Fat Friend." Every group of friends has one.

DUI

Short fo Dialing Under the Influence. Includes prank calling, booty calls, and other contact with ex-significant others.

Durkydurk

When a group of males and females proceed to have sex in a dorm room together. Used at University of Missouri-Columbia.

Earning Your Red Wings

Going down on a girl on her period.

East Bum

Short for East Bum Fuck. Way out of the way. Even past the boonies. Usually the location of the off campus party you had to walk to.

Eatie

Food or Women

Edward 40-Hands

A disadvantaged freak who has 2 40's taped to each hand and is not allowed to remove them until they are both finished.

Elbow

A pound of dank. As in "I think I just nutted from seeing that elbow."

Elephant

Someone who decides he can dance after a few beers.

Eleventeen

Refers to a young girl that dresses provocatively, like a teenager. Jailbait.

ELF (Every Lady's Friend)

That guy with alot of hot girl friends but no chance to hook up with them.

Elusive Double Duece

In reference to a girl that is over 300 lbs that really should not be in skimpy clothes at a party.

English, to be

To drink in a dainty, high society fashion. Drinking just the minimum amount to stay in a club/party.

Exit Strategy

The plan to get out of relationship; usually developed after the second date. (Some people believe that this is only a guy thing.)

F.O.B.

Fresh Off the Boat. Insulting name for students from overseas.

FAB

Fine Ass Bitch

Family Dog

Having to ride in the trunk of an SUV, same as riding in the Penalty Box.

Fancy Sleeping

This is laying in bed with a significant other but NOT actually hooking up. However, it often leads to a hook up.

Fart-knock

The practice of farting underwater and then trapping the fart-bubble with one's mouth.

Fatal Ass Bust

To terminally injure oneself while doing something stupid.

FBE

Short for Full Body Explosion. When a person is so drunk they excrete from all three orifices at once, puking, pissing, and shitting themselves. Sometimes near a toilet, sometimes not. Also known as the Triple Threat

FBFE-Fucking Butt Fucking Egypt

No, really, this is the middle of nowhere.

F-Bomb

Euphemism for "Fuck." As in, "He dropped the F-bomb in front of his parents by mistake."

Felony

Any good looking girl who is under the age of 18.

FFF (Feed, Fuck, Finance)

This term means when a male who wants to be more than a friend starts asking bug-a-boo questions such as "Where are you going," and "Who were you talking to on the phone," and its none of his business, then you ask him the 3-F question, "Do you Feed, Fuck

FFF (Forced Family Fun)

Activities that involve the whole family

FFP (Fatal First Pee/Piss)

Same as 'breaking the seal'. Once you've had the first pee, the need to pee becomes much more frequent .

FFS (Fat Friend Syndrome)

It's when you are trying to hook up with an attractive girl, but she is at the party with the inevitable fat friend of hers who talks her into leaving instead of staying with you.

Fifteen Minute Rule

If a professor is over 15 minutes late, the class may leave and not expect any repercussion. If the class is taught by a TA, the time is shortened considerably.

Fifty-Yard Fake

Same As Good From Far. When a girl looks good far away and as she gets closer she gets worse. "Man she was a 50-Yard Fake."

Fish

A nerd, often a freshman.

Five Star General

A girl who has slept with at least 5 members from the same frat or same team.

Five-to-Three'er

A girl/guy who you would only consider hooking up with at 5:00 to 3:00, when it looks as if all other avenues have been exhausted. This comes from Scotland, where the bars and clubs close at 3am; so the term can be altered to suit local closing times.

Fix Stuff

Break stuff. A sometime alcohol or sexual-frustration fuelled rage common in males at 2:00 am -- often involving bottle breaking and chest pounding.

Flagged

To be cut off from further alcohol consumption following a particularly drunken act. For example, “Jen is flagged, she just spilled her beer on me.”

Flat tire

An extremely annoying girl that won't shut up and doesn't bring to the table any looks.

Flip 'N F*ck

A small futon thingy--that is a small uncomfortable seat and folds out into a small uncomfortable mattress. Despite the name, rarely is it employed in bumpin' uglies.

Float a keg

To finish all the beer, thus making the keg float in its icy bath.

Flumpy

Felatio while dumping

FNGs

Fuckin' New Guys. New initiates to any club, fraternity or team.

F-Off

A way to tell someone to "Fuck Off" within earshot of a professor or a dean.

Food Comma

The fatigue and sleepiness that sets in after a large meal.

Food Condition

The dramatic ups and downs that come from not eating all day then gorging yourself. It ranges from cranky to hyper.

Food Dog

An affectionate term given to Southern students for Food Lion Supermarket.

For shizzle my bizzle

for sure (often used by white guys)

FOS

Acronym for "full of shit" "Those Team Jesus guys are so FOS."

Fraggot

A particularly annoying member of a fraternity

Fratastic

A term describing a male displaying any number of the frat stereotypes (short khakis, pastel polos, shaggy hair, croakies, etc)

Fratoo

When a college guy is in a fraternity and he gets a tattoo of his letters on his body.

Freshman Fifteen

The 15 pounds put on by most college freshmen.

Friend-speak

Friend-speak is what happens when a female feels comfortable enough with a male that she is able to talk about very personal thoughts and feelings with the male without fear of the male making a move on her.

Frisbee

Any uneaten pizza left on the floor of a dorm room.

Frodo Dojo

Synonym for a Toolbox. Used to descirbe a house, apartment or dorm which is entirely populated by Tools, Zeroes, etc.

Froman fest

A sausage party. Refers to Abe Froman "The Sausage King of Chicago" from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Fromunda Cheese

After hooking up and before the morning shower, the residue left on your unit. AKA, the cheese fromunda your dick.

Frontload

To drink before an event. Often because: you are underage, alcohol is too expensive at this place, or it is too boring to be sober when you show up (i.e. class).

Fruit Bowl

The act of mooning someone with your testicles tucked between your legs, thus making your scrotum visible to the moon's recipient. In theory, it resembles a bowl of grapes or plums.

FUBAR

F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition. Example: I got totally FUBARed last night.

FUBU

Short for Fuck Buddy. A FUBU understands that there is no relationship beyond sex. "I have to meet up with my FUBU later for a little private time."

Fuck Me Face

Think of the face you see when you first realize this girl wants to do it.

Fuck Stick

Someone who irritates the hell out of you. Can work for any type of insult/meaning.

Fucked Stupid

The brief amount of time after really great sex that you both feel slightly woozy and often stupid/moronic. Sometimes resulting in stupid actions. EX: Forgetting to put on your pants after the deed.

Fuckin' sweetheart

The type of girl that outshines the rest of the group.

Fuckstain

This refers either to a guy who is a total piece of shit and is about as useful as an actual fuckstain.

Fucktard

Fucking Retard, worse than being a retard. Someone who is far beyond a dumbass, someone who has done something so rediculously stupid or braindead that words can scarcely define.

Fugly

Fucking Ugly. An unattractive guy or girl.

Fungulingus

Performing oral sex on a person that has a fungus or a bad smell to them.

FUPA

Short for Fat Upper Pelvic Area. Also known as a roll.

FUPA

Foreign Upper Pussy Area. The area of the vagina which includes the clitoris. Uncharted waters for many men.

GAF

Give A Fuck. Someone says that a term-paper is due on Monday. "Gaf" would be the appropriate response.

Gank

To steal something from someone or somewere. Same as Deboed. "I'm gonna gank your CD."

GAS

Guy Attention Syndrome. When a 6 thinks shes a 10 because all the sausage in the room has flocked to her. For example, "She's got a bad case of GAS"

Gas

Extremely hot. "That chick over there is fucking gas!"

GBBB

Great Big Biker Boots. These dudes usually end up as geek UNIX Administrators. "Look here comes another GBBB."

GDA

God Damn Animal, also known as me.

GDI

Greek abbreviation for God Damn Independents

Gee Freak

A prospective slut that can possibly get gee'd or in other words gang banged.

Get the Heisman

To get one's advances rejected. Comes from the stiff arm pose of the Heisman Trophy.

Gettin a Slab

To hook up with any chick at anytime is called gettin a slab as in slab of meat.

GFE (Go Fat Early)

A clever stategy used when going out to get laid. Get a fat one early and work your way up from there. You can always fall back on fatty.

Ghetto

Low quality, cheap, or sketchy. "That 1988 Mazda Hatchback is so Ghetto."

Giblets

Any random small to medium solid objects you can't ID... as in "Got some giblets on your sheets there honey."

Give him/her the business

Refers to the best act of procreation that one could muster with the hopes of return business.

Glazed Donut

The condition of your unit the morning after hooking up and before taking a shower. Usually the subject of a poll question at the Saturday morning pickup basketball or football game. "Who has a glazed donut?"

GLOB

Short for Good Looking Old Bitch. Also known as a MILF.

Go cup

The cups you get to pour your bottle of beer in when leaving a bar, also used to describe personally made beverages that come with you to whatever festivities you're headed to.

Gobbie

Short for Goblet...When you cheers a friend and touch your glasses you yell out "Touch your Gobbie"

Gobshite

Somebody who is mouthy, rude or otherwise obnoxious, often to the irritation of those around them. A largely English term. Example: "I was having a good time until that gobshite Tammy opened her mouth."

God Squad

Group of Christians who are dedicated to Campus Ministry. They're whole lives are based around God. Usually are so pure that they are often thought to have saved the souls of college students around the world.

Going dark

1. When a guy goes after a girl at a party/bar without the assistance of a wingman. 2. When a person is unreachable despite their having a cell phone, pager, etc.

Going on the Growl

A guy going down on a girl

Golf Party

A party in which participants form teams and go from room to room taking various shots of alcohol.

Gong show

A drunken night

Gooch

the area between your balls and your asshole. Also known as the Taint

Good From Far

A girl (or a guy) who looks extremely hot from a distance, but as s/he comes closer, transforms into something nasty. Can involve the appearance of a "Butter Face." Short for expression, "She's good from far, but (as she gets closer) she's far from good."

Gorram

Interjection designed to get around parents and/or religious conservatives who hesitate to say "God Damn" because of taking the Lord's name in vain.

Got Five on it

A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return within five minutes and still retain rights to sit there.

Gourmet

Anything exceptional, not limited to food. "That was some gourmet parking" when you get a spot close to the store.

GPA

Guaranteed Piece of Ass

Granola

Something or someone who is crunchy

Gravy

Verb. To hit on anything and everything at the end of the party. Cover all possibilities.

Gravy

To hit on anything and everything at the end of the party. Cover all possibilities.

Greek Freak

A new pledge who is superabsorbed in fraternity ongoings. Often sports fraternity credit card, sweat-shirt, license plate, and tattoo.

Greenhouse

To smoke weed in a car or room without ventilation and fill it with smoke.

Grenade

A term for the ugly friend in a group of girls. It is one of your crews obligation to "fall on the grenade" to facilitate the rest of your crews hook ups.

Grenade

Derived from when you're cleaning up the day after a party and go to grab a beer can, you assumed was empty, and being half-full falls to the floor and explodes foul smelling stale beer/cigarette butt juice all over the place. Also Wounded Soldier

Grip

To take or grab something (that is usually not your own). In other words, steal. "That bastard gripped my lighter!"

Grip Up on the MIC

To receive a blow job.

Grit

Southern slang, short for a cigarette

GTFO

Get The Fuck Out. Programming comment for exiting a loop or decision statement. Also, used to piss off a roommate.

Guam

The parking lot that you have to park in when you're late. You usually have to cross a 6-lane highway to get to class. Not very safe. See also The Boonies

Gump

A person who somehow always seems to be in the right place at the right time. These people always have the best stories, but they can never be verified.

H.V.T.

High vs Time. This is a graph of the effects of a substance on the user as time passes. For example: "Dude, i'm waaaaaaay up on the HVT graph!"

Hallcest

The dangerous act of getting with someone on your hall freshman year.

Handle

A 1.5 liter of hard liquor. Named after the handle often crafted into the bottle.

Handle Bars

Term for girl with pig tails or braids, that are used to hold on to while riding from behind.

Hang Brains

When a guy's testicles can be seen poking out of the legs of his shorts or swim trunks. The male version of the Camel Toe. Also known as Showin' Scrot. Hanging Chad

Hangin' ass

To chill, to hang out, to be in a leisurely state of uneventfulness.

Hanging Chad

A friend of a friend who tags along uninvited on road trips or to parties and hangs with the group, even though he's NOT WANTED!

Hanging Curve Ball

Taken from baseball when a pitcher leaves a curve ball out over the plate where it is easy to it. Refers to a female who is easy to hook up with or has hooked up with many people

Happy Sack

Condition where one applies "Gold Bond Medicated Powder" to the scrotum to achieve a cool, dry, happy scrotum. Also combats crotch rot and swamp ass. Great for pre-workout or pre-bar regime.

Heat

An incredibly sexy girl with an especially great body "That girl is heat!"

Heel-Toe Express

The only way that poor college kids can get around Boston after public transportation shuts down at 1a.m.

Hell Week

Greek term for a most grueling week before initiation when pledge-ship increases in intensity.

Herb

A dork or nerd.

Herm

Her/Him: used as an insult to buddies only half seriously.

HFFA

Hot From Far Away

Hippie lettuce

The weed.

Hit

When you look so bad after a night of hard drinking/ partying that everyone else knows you're still hungover, "You look HIT"

Hit Man

See Wing Man

Hitting the Snooze Bar

To continue to hook up with someone even though you should really break up with them. Prolonging the inevitable.

HMB

High Maintenance Boys. Guys who take an unusually long time to get ready to go out. Also known as Pretty Boys.

HOFNAR

Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hoggin'

The practice of hooking up with large, hefty individuals.

Holes before poles

Similar to 'bros before hoes,' but in reverse; akin to 'chicks before dicks.'

Holla

A greeting used in place of help or hey...usually screamed in a high pitched voice at The College of New Jersey (TCNJ) and surrounding areas.

Home wrecker

Economy-sized bottle of alcohol. Also known as a Handle.

Honeydo's

A term derived from the phrase "Honey, do this. Honey do that," referring to when a guy has to spend

Hood Ornament

A complete all-around Tool.

Hook Up

A romantic or sexual encounter of any varying degrees of intimacy

Hoover

When a beer is spilled, the spiller must drink the beer from whatever surface it is on -- regardless of any sanitation concerns.

Horseface

A very, very ugly person.

Hoss

Very masculine and manly. Often refers to women who exhibit man-like characteristics.

Hot Sex

A adj used to describe something really cool or sweet that was unexpected. It was so good it was like having hot sex. "Dude, finding that case of beer last night was hot sex."

Hotboxing

Smoking lots of pot in a small contained area, such as a car or single dorm room, making the air so smokey that you are, in effect, taking a hit every time you breathe. Also known as Fishbowling or Clambaking.

Hotch

Bitch

Hots

All Hots Persons, Also Both teachers & Pricipal.

Hottie

An attractive person -- personality usually not figured into the equation.

Hour of Power

Drinking 60 shots of beer in 60 minutes.

House Cups

At a party, these are cups of the hosts which allows them to cut in the keg line and get digs on the last the booze.

Huey

An individual who tries way to hard to impress their teacher in class. Also known as a Kiss Ass.

Human Dildo

A well-hung male.

Hump-N-Dump

The art and science of having sex on the toliet.

Hunch Punch

The same concept as Trash Can but it's usually mixed in a huge trough of some sort, and the mixture can be randomly replenished with a garden hose as the night continues but it never seems to lose its potency. I think Hunch Punch may be a southern thing.

Hurt Locker

A place of extreme discomfort. Being in pain.

IHOP

International House of Pain. "After that beatdown, he was in IHOP."

Imagibation

Thinking about having sex with a really hot girl when you're in class.

In the oven

Metaphor for being extremely stoned.

In-and-Out Game

Drunken Sex with a random person.
For example, "You going home and passing out tonight, man?"
"Nope I'm going to try and find someone to play the in-and-out game with."

Indonesia

A term used for marijuana. Ex: "We're about to take a trip to Indonesia. We could be there awhile."

INE

Involuntary Nipple Erection

IPS - (Instant Princess Syndrome)

The phenomenon often occuring in females in an environment in which there exists an overabundance of Sausage.

Irish

To be a hardcore drinker, especially if you can drink to excess but show few--if any--signs of inebriation.

ISP

Inevitable Second Piss. This very quickly follows the FFP.

Itis

The way you get really tired right after a big meal of greasy food like pizza or KFC.

Jack

A term for cigarette used by extremely homosexual techno-loving bitches

Jailbait

A hot high school girl. See also Felony.

Jamaican Bobsled Team

A group of stoners who dress in rastaffarian gear. Usually three or more people who either a) spend the party on the couch, at bar, or wherever in a straight or semi straight line or b) wait in the line for a hit off a bowl.

JBF Hair

Short for Just Been F***ed Hair. It's that messed up hair that is usually experienced on the walk of shame or after waking up from a fun night out partying.

Jeckyll

Someone who is cool and easy to get along with when they are sober, but is an asshole when they get drunk.

Jersey Chaser

A lady who only wants to get with football/basketball players.

Jizz

Any kind of unidentifiable crap on things. For example, "Hey Jenny, you got some food-jizz on your shirt."

Joanie

Female equivilent of Chachi. Also any girl dating a Chachi.

Jobby Job

What Snoop Doggy Dogg (and every senior) needs to get.

John Elway

Refers to a girl who has a banging body but has the face of JOHN ELWAY!

Jump On the Grenade

When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one "jumps on the grenade" by talking to (possibly hooking up with) the ugly one of the other group in order to ensure the success of the rest of one's group. This is a step further than Setting the Pick.

Jungle Juice

Same as "Trash can", with either Punch, Kool-aid, or Country Time Lemonade as flavoring. Often served at "jungle-themed" parties.

JV

Junior Varsity. A girl who is hot, but obviously too young to be legal.

Keeper

She's a keeper...keeper the hell away from me.

Kegs & Eggs

Morning keg party usually before a football game.

Kelly Capwell Effect

A girl who's really hot who ends up having every guy she meets fall in love with her. Refers to a character from the old soap "Santa Barbara" to whom this happened all the time.

Kelvin Club

Kelvin Club. (Clam Club=GPA below C level, Square Root Club=square root of GPA>GPA, Kelvin Club=absolute zero).

Kids

One's testicles. "That line drive came dangerously close to connecting with my kids."

Killer

A term used to describe a heated person especially at The College of New Jersey (TCNJ). It is used in such phrases as "calm down there killer."

KleptoMode

What happens after you've drank too much and all you want to do is thieve cause you think you're slicker then grease... similar to those HornyDrunks... some people go into kleptomode. Often related to Sneaky Drunks.

Knitting pubes

To be having vigorous intercourse. Sometimes called "Knitting a Pubic Hair Sweater"

Knob snob

A girl who will only have sex with wealthy or powerful men.

Knocking it

Recreational intercourse. Possibly from "knocking the boots." Possibly not.

Lacrosstitute

A girl who has slept with three or more guys on the same college lacrosse team.

Larry

A beer that has been opened but not fully consumed. Synonymous with Wounded Soldier.

Late Night

The location of drinking after the bars close you your town. Ex: "I heard you hooked up with a hog at that frat late night."

Lay Pipe

To have sex with a girl.

Leave the Light on

Means to leave your bedroom light on, so your buddies can see you hook up with a girl.

Lesbian in a Bottle

The magical quality of a bottle of liquor that causes straight girls to make out with other girls. See Two Beer Queer

Lesbro

Male who hangs out with lesbians a lot.

Lightweight

One who is unable to handle their alcohol.

Linebacker

A heavy-set and not so attractive woman. As in "Ted brought home a linebacker last night."

Liquid Courage

The fact that you will do things while drunk that you will not do while sober.

Liquid Encouragement

Refers to any alcoholic drink. After enough liquid encouragement you will be able to talk or attempt to talk to anyone.

Little Miracle

Any girl, preferrably good looking, that fits in a size 4 or smaller dress with NATURAL C or larger boobs.

Lock 'n' Towel

The process of locking your dorm door and wedging a towel under the crack in preparation of hotboxing.

Lockdown

Putting a towel under the door, turning off main lights, only christmas lights and lava lamp on. Not answering the door for anyone--open the window, lower the blinds, and toke!

Locusts

The term used for large groups of freshman that wander the streets looking for parties. When they find a party they usually drink all the booze and use up all of its resources and move on to the next.

Lucy

A particularly rough looking female. Distinguishing marks include dirty fingernails, nappy hair, and a large sloping forehead. Named after the early human discovered by anthropologists.

LUG

Short for Lesbian Unitil Graduation. Label given to those were are lesbians but "just experimenting" and will likely switch teams back and have a family once they graduate.

Lung Candy

Cigarettes

Lung Cookie

One of the disgusting black blobs you cough up after a heinous night of smoking and drinking.

Manscaping

The act of a guy trimming or shaving his nether regions. "Man...I'm glad I manscaped last night, because this girl was all over my nuts".

Marinate

When a college couple spends all their time together in either her room or his room, not seeing any of their friends. "Dude, where's Josh and Becky at? They've been marinating like all day."

Marinate

The art of doing absolutely nothing. Also known as hangin or chillin.

Mascots

The annoying girls that bang everyone in the frat house and don't leave just so they hang out.

Masterbanishment

Getting kicked out of your room so that your roomate can masturbate. See also Sexiled

Mattress

A chick who has slept with multiple members of a house or team.

Maxi pad

An apartment where only girls reside

MBM

Stands for "Muff Before Mates" - the activity of a young man who chooses to go off with a girl (muff) rather than hang out with his mates.

McGrubbies

Food. As in, "Dude, I'm starving. Let's go snag some McGrubbies."

MDA (Mysterious Drinking Accident)

What happens when you get drunk and hurt yourself in some way, but don't remember it. Evidence of MDAs includes cuts and bruises and NO MEMORY how you got them.

Mean-mugging

To stare at you crazy

Meat market

See Sausage party

Meathead

A guy of low intelligence and a thick neck. Often chosen to be your lab partner.

Merk

Any form of fooling around: from kissing to sex.

Merkin' It

The act of fooling around.

Mexican Shower

Washing just your face and pits in a sink.

Midwest Bait and Switch

A girl with a pretty face and a fat body. Usually comes about after seeing girl in a picture or from the shoulders up, then seeing the rest of her body.

MILF

Abbreviation for Mother I'd Love to Fuck

Modern Ninja

One who employs urban stealth tactics, whether it is hooking up with someone without anyone else knowing, stealing from friends and neighbors, or perhaps maintaining absolute radio silence. Similar to Going Dark, but covers a wider range of shady covert ops.

Molly

A girl who sleeps with guys in return for Coke, also known as a Coke slut.

Monet

As in the paintings by the artist of the same name, which looked like a messy jumble of splattered paint up close, but get far enough away and they're beautiful. On campus, this applies to a guy/girl who is attractive from a distance but the closer you get the worse they look.

Money

A girl with a great ass!

Money Tree

An ATM.

Monkey brain

When both nut are exposed together to look like the two halves of a brain.

Monster-Munched

For a table of respectable guys to be invaded by a group of unwanted and usually unatractive females.

Mooby

An asshole/prick.

Moose Knuckle

A male camel toe. Also known as Hang Brains.

Morning Wood

The natural tendency for a guy to wake up with a boner.

Mowing His Lawn

When one guy moves in on another's hot prospect or interest he is said to be 'mowing the other guy's lawn'

Mr. T Starter Kit

Excessive gold jewelry worn around the neck by a trashy male.

Mr./Ms. Diversity

Someone who serially hooks up with individuals of a different race/ethincity than their own. Also known as an EOH (equal opportunity Ho/Hookup).

M-R-S Degree

A marriage license--the whole purpose of some girls going to college or joining a certain sorrority--they want to meet a suitable husband from a wealthy family and earn their M-R-S degree.

Muddbutt

Intense anal discharge in the form of poo after drinking random alcoholic beverages in excess.

Muff

Any girl who screws a specific category of guys exclusively(the football team, a certain fraternity, etc). [Note: this came from a female reader...so chill.]

Muffin Top

A girl who wears tight jeans despite being a little (or a lot) overweight. Her fat belly droops down over the waistline like a muffin, cupcake, or doughy biscuit.

Mugging

To be making out

Mugging Down

Making out.

Mule

An individual, often male, who doesn't give a shit about his dignity or safety and will accept any bet or challenge regardless of better judgment.

Nails

When you see an attractive girl and you want to bang her like a nail.

Nass-a-tall

Short for "No ass at all." For example, "Man did you see that girl, she had nass-a-tall "

Natty

The term used to refer to Natural Light Beer.

Navy Seal

When you have to pull a mission impossible because your friend is hooking up with the cute girl, but they brought the ugly friend. So you have to pull a Navy Seal and take one for the team. See also Jump On The Grenade.

NCL

Short for Non-Commital Lip. When you can make out with someone with no strings attached.

NCMO

Non Committal Make-Out. Just like NCL, but mostly used in Utah and Idaho

Newman

This refers to your friend's friend that you can't stand. Taken from Seinfeld.

Neyenhaus

(Pronounced 9-house) A stain + A toolbox + A zero=Neyenhaus. Named after the infamous Neyenhaus of 1995-96.

No-Breakup Zone

The Period of Time in between Christmas and Spring Break when it is usually most difficult to meet and date new people due to the Holidays. As a result, most people will stick it out until March, then engage in Spring Cleaning prior to Spring Break!

Off the chain

Describes a person or party that is excessively wild or drunken.

"Man, that party was so fucked up. It was off the chain."

Old Shoe

A former boyfriend/girlfriend who can be counted on for casual sex in a pinch.

One-eyed trouser snake

A penis

Osmosis

Refers to a method of study employed by crammers who fall asleep with their heads on their books. Not very reliable. "I was learning by Osmosis last night."

Own

Refers to someone getting beaten or doing poorly in a given activity--from getting their ass kicked or to an object being destroyed. ("Dude, you just got owned"; "Man, I totally owned that chair") Also serves as a 1-word exclamation ("Owned!")

P.E.T.

Pussy Eating Tongue, the female version of DSLs. (His PET could munch my vag anytime.)

Pack Up

Shut up or leave. "You're being a bitch, pack up!"

Packing Peanut

Someone generally disliked by most if not the entire group, but yet is always there - sticking around like a styrofoam packing peanut clinging to your skin.

Padussy

The combination smells of penis, ass, and pussy after sex. Smell is easily recognized by all.

Paint Pen

A form of graffiti commonly practiced by sororities. Bubble letters and images of balloons, flowers and hearts are often designed onto water bottles, coolers, and mugs.

Palm butter

The snot like substance in one's hand after a power sneeze.

Panty Dropper

Can mean a girl in general or a slutty girl who'll sleep with anyone.

Parent-proof

Prepare a room for a visit from the parental units. Usually includes hidding alcohol, birth control, controlled substances, poor test grades, and dirty dishes.

Parent-scaping

The common practice among colleges of planting flowers, painting unsightly objects, and generally making the area look worth the cost of tuition immediately before parents arrive on campus for move-in, family weekends, alumni weekends, and move out. What you do after Parent Proofing.

Party Foul

An incident that goes against the rules of the party. For example, spilling your glass of red wine on the Dean's white carpet during an elegant mixer.

Party Nap

A short early-evening rest period to prepare for the night's festivities.

Pass Back

When you sneak your fake ID back to your friends so they can get into the same bar using the same ID.

Pass the bar

To be able to walk/drive home successfully despite severe inebriation. (Opposite: To Flunk the Bar)

Payin' the rent

When a girl gives it up to a guy to get something (usually of monetary value) in return.

PDA

Short for Public Display of Affection. Can range from kissing to dry humping on the dance floor.

Peenie Dust

Talcum powder to keep things fresh down below. Also Cock Powder.

Penalty Box

The area behind the back seat of a sport utility vehicle, usually accomodates the 6th passenger who needs a ride home after a night of drinking.

Penny the Door

Deliberately trap someone in their room by forcefully hammering a stack of pennies between their door and the door frame.

P-funk

Parliament Light (South Jersey slang). As in, "Hey, let me get a P-funk, bro?"

Phantom Penis/Puss

The only explanation for a person that could not get laid for any amount of money, yet insists to have lost his/her V-Card.

Phantom shitter

Any asshole who randomly craps all over the place.

Pissing Clear

The point at which one has consumed enough alcohol to turn one's urine transparent. Signfies the beginning of a buzz.

Pitching wedge

She looks good from thirty yards out, but you wouldn't pull a putter out for her. Also a Monet.

Pizza Bones

The uneaten crust of a pizza

PJ

Short for Pocket Jerker. One who secretly masturbes through his pocket while watching other people hook up.

Plastic Bag Full of Dirty Shoes

Used as a last comeback for someone talking sh**. I. E. You're such a pu**y Yeah, well, you're a plastic bag full of dirty shoes!

Playing for Detroit

Term for a girl on her period, referencing the Detroit Red Wings. "Dude, watch out, she's playing for Detroit this week."

Plead the Fifth

Somewhat unrelated to the amendment in the Constitution; excercising your right to remain silent because you consumed about a fifth and cannot recall the bulk of the previous evening's events.

POMA

Pee Out My Ass - After a night of heavy drinking you could swear it was pee coming out your butt. See also AIDS

Poontang Clan, The

Group of males out on a night on the town.

Porn Star Chest Hair or PSCH

Refers to the massive amount of chest hair that some men, especially porn stars have. Chest hair can also be substituted for back hair, which then becomes Porn Star Back Hair.

POS

Short for Piece of Shit. Usually refers to one's car, part-time job, or stereo.

Posse

5 or more freshmen wandering campus. Can reach great quantities (20, 30, more!). See also Herd

Post Up

To park and chill out.

Pound

Taking out all your stresses while having hardcore sex; another meaning is finish your drink

Power Spew

Art of having a spew, but then coming back bigger and better than before

POWS

Pissed off White Suburbanites. Kids with no real issues in life other than everyone else has issues and they feel left out.

Prarie dog

When you really have to take a shit. As in, "Man, I am really prarie doggin' it right now."

Prawn

Refers to a male/female with a hot body but unattractive face. Similiar to a prawn where you pull off the head and devour the rest. As in, "Yeah he's hot but he's a bit of a prawn."

Pre

Short for Predrinking. "Wanna pre before the bar?" See also: Front Load. Pregaming See also: Front Load.

Pre-gaming

The practice of drinking prior to going out.

Prick

Uptight person who will stop at nothing to ruin any and all fun.

Prospitute

A prospective student who hooks with members of the opposite sex while visiting the campus.

P's

Abbreviation for Parents

PTA

Pre-teen ass. A young, good-looking girl, usually in high school. A teen or pre-teen who dates college students.

Puck Fuck

A girl (usually a freshmen) who has a reputation for sleeping with the hockey players.

Puff Puff Give

The proper procedure to follow when smoking a joint in a group. Two puffs then pass the joint. Anyone that doesnt follow that rule deserves to get punched. Also known as Puff Puff Pass.

Puke 'n Rally

Where you Puke early in the night, but continue to drink massive amounts of alcohol. Now filling your empty stomach with even more alcohol.

Pull Tubes

Take drags from a bong.

Pulled it out of one's ass

A wild guess.

Pump-N-Dump

A member of the opposite sex whom you go out with a few times, but whom you drop a couple of days after you finally have sex.

Pump-N-Dump (version 2)

The art of jacking off while taking a crap.

Pussy Patrol

A group of guys out looking for tail."Going out on pussy patrol."

PWS

Post Wipe Syndrome--you think you got it all the first time but were sadly mistaken!

QT

Short for Quality Time. Spending time with anyone important. It can be said to the boys, " I have to spend some QT with the boss," or " I have to spend some QT with the rents and then I will hit it hard," or it is just as effective when used on your old l

Quarters

A drinking game involving bouncing quarters into a shot glass. Works solo too.

Queer Factor

The amount of potential that a dude has to be gay.

Quib

A dip of snuff.

R.T.B.

Short for ready to bone. Primed for the old in and out.

Rabid Wolverines

When a chick with giant tits wears no bra/an ineffective bra, and looks like she's smuggling rabid wolverines in her shirt. Add growling noises when you see them for maximum effect.

Rack or Re-Rack

One's bed, or a term for sleeping. As in: "After I went to my 7:30 class I had to rerack so I could go out that night."

Radioactive

The towel that sits in the corner and is used to clean up spilled drinks (It can never be washed and must smell)

Rae

A term used to describe a girl who is poor white trash.

Rally

When you puke from drinking too much but immediately grab another drink and keep at it. Also when you passout or sleep, but then get up and keep rocking.

Rat

A suffix that follows the name of a group. It stands for a girl who only hangs out with and sleeps with a certain group of guys. For example, if a girl is always with guys from ABC fraternity, she would be an ABC-Rat.

Raunching

Getting really drunk , flirting with all the hottest guys in the place, and hooking up with as many guys as possible in one night.

Reach-Around

Heavy petting done when the petter stands behind the pettee and reaches around to accomplish the deed.

Reamed

To do very poorly on an exam. See also Bend Me Over

Red Ass

To do somthing bad ass or to get hazed till your ass is red wich is also considerd good bull

Red Ball

When something is a priority-dude

Red Zone

The period between Freshman orientation and Thanksgiving where Freshmen girls are known for being overly promiscuous.

Redonk-a-donk

Something/one that is out of control. Ex. "That party was redonk-a-donk!"

Rents (Rentals)

The people who raised you, helped pay for your schooling and initiate wild cleaning sessions before they come to visit. See also P's.

Respect the D (Respect the P)

Skilled at the art of oral pleasure

Ride the bus

A drinking game played with cards and beer where certain cards mean specific drinking times. At the end of the game there is a huge pyramid with cards and the loser has to "ride the bus" or chug their beer for all of the multiplied times of the entire game.

Riding Bitch

Sitting in the middle in the back seat of the car.

Rip a new one

Refers to ripping a new asshole, which means to be yelled and punished

Ripped

Muscular and fit. See also Cock Diesel.

Ritzed

A classy people state of being drunk

Roll or Bowl

Pot-smoker's dilemma, to roll a joint, or the less strenuous packing of a bowl (pipe or bong).

Root

To have sex with. (ex. "Did you root her last night?")

RPI

Random Party Injury - When you wake up in the morning with injuries in that you don't remeber because of a night of heavy drinking

Rum Race

A drinking game where teams are given a bottle of rum and liters of coke. The first team to finish their bottle of rum wins.

Sack of nickels

Refers to someone who fell out of the ugly tree, hit ever branch on the way down and landed on a sack of nickels. Also an ugly person who looks like they got beaten with a sack of nickels.

Sack of shit

To be useless, stupid or downright idiotic, or a drunken ass who lies in the middle of the road.

SARS

Saturday After Retarted Syndrome. This happens on Sunday mornings when you zone out and do stupid stuff because of a long night of Saturday partying.

Sausage Fest

See Sausage Party.

Sausage Party

A gathering of many more men than women.

Savage

Irish equivalent term for "hot" girl, guy, or party Ex. Daaamn! That girl is Savage!

Scattered Ass

When you go to a bar or a party and there are many hotties running around.

Schmelkus

Any random liquid or grouping of small solid objects you can't ID... as in "Got some schmelkus on your shoe there pal."

Schwagg

Really dirty weed or an unattractive person.

Scout

When you have to fart really bad, but don't want to make a stink in class you let out a scout to tes

SDI

The opposite of a TDI. Here we have the "Serious Drinking Injuries." The classification required here is simple: Did you have to go to a hospital? If not, quit your bitching, it was only a TDI. Examples include broken bones, stitches, etc.

Sea Donkey

A girl with a banging body, but brutal from the neck up. It looks as if she fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down with her face, but managed to dodge tree contact with her body. See also Butter Face.

See You Next Tuesday

Another way of calling somebody a cunt. C U Next Tuesday.

Sentinels

People at a party who don't live there, yet partol the party cracking down on misbehaviors anyway.

Serenading

When members of a Sorority go to fraternity houses and dance suggestively for mebers of the frat.

Setting the Pick

This is when you employ a friend to stop someone from approaching. For example, you see an old hook up coming up to you at a party. They will certainly ruin your current chances at nookie, so your friend intercepts the old flame before they get to you.

Sex with the walls

When you walk in after someone has just whacked off and the ENTIRE room smells like cum. ex. OMG Dude! Did you just have sex with the walls!?

Sexiled

When someone is forced to sleep outside his/her room when his/her roommate wants to have sex in the room. Also Get the boot.

Sextimonial

When a former partner vouches for your sexual ability.

Shack

A verb meaning to spend the night in the room of someone of the opposite sex.

Shady

Describes someone who is unsuccessfully trying to hide something that they are doing or have done.

Shakes

The tremors that result from drinking way too much.

Shaqued

Getting rejected. Same as Getting the Heismann. For example, "I started talking to this chick, but I got shaqued when I told her I didn't have a car."

Sharted

To attempt to fart and shit your pants by accident

She's a Ten

It'd take ten beers for a person to sleep with her.

Shields Up

A warning to everyone in the room to put their shirt collars over their noses, in preparation for a funky-ass smell.

Shiny

Cool. Hip. Vaugely futuristic. Ex: "I did her and she never even asked me my name!" "Shiny!"

Shit fest

When a group of friends make fun of one specific person in the group.

Shit Kickers

A pair of leather boots with thick menacing lug soles.

Shmigos

A term for a lower class ghetto fast food place, called Amigos. The kind where the cops sit outside all night.

Shoot the Boot

Rugby term dealing with party foul. The offender removes his shoe and passes it around. Beer is poured in and then dirt, spit, etc. Offender must then "shoot the boot" i.e. chug the beer from the shoe. Usually accompanied by the chant "Oh ah, shoot that boot"

Shot in the Face

A person who is extremely unappealing.

Shotgun

a)To pound a beer by puncturing the side of the can and opening the top to make the beer spurt out in a powerful stream.
b) When you can leave your seat and regain it when you come back by calling shotgun on it. Can also be used to guarantee you the fr

Shrink wrapping

Using a condom.

Shrubbery

Marijuana. "Hey bro, you holdin' any shrubbery?"

Shweeked

Being circumsized.

Silver Tounged

Drunk to the point of slurring your speech.

Skank

A term of affection between female friends.

Skeet

Semen

Skeezy

Females that are particularly easy to get into the sack.

Sketchy

Of questionable origin or distrustful motives. Can be used to refer to people, inanimate objects, towns, parties, and lunchmeat.

Skull

Synonym for Chug. Meaning to down the contents of whatever beverage you're currently drinking.

Slump Busting

When you are in a slump; either academic, athletic, or romantic, the sure fire cure is to go to the bars and find the nastiest, fattest, most wretched woman you can, take her home, and do the deed. Also known as "taking one for the team" and "laying the w

Slush

Cross between a Slut and a Lush, e.g. a girl who is very promiscuous when drunk.

Smashing

To have sex. "Are jim and cindy still smashing?"

Smoky Treats

Cigarettes

Snack Pack Attack

A situation that occurs when a group of fat, unattractive females accosts a normal male or group of males at a party.

Snap

To smoke a bong rip to your dome--no passin.

Snarf

To sleep fully clothed on one's bed during the daytime.

Snarf

The act of spewing your drink out of your nose, usually from poorly-timed laughter.

Snatch

A nickname for a great american college beer: Natural Light.

Sneaky Drunk

An individual, who when drunk, has an increased sense of stealth and cunning. Often suffers from disillusions of invisibility.

Snieger

(Pronounced 'ss neye ger') A cigarette. "Hey man, can I bum a snieger?"

Sniper

A person who looks good from far away, but up-close is a nasty shock.

SOFA Chick

A phenomenon that occurs when a bigger girl, feeling confident after too many beers, takes off her shirt/sweater and ties it around her waist...thus creating a "Sweater Over a Fat Ass."

Sonny

A male who is extremely good looking... "Serena, that guy is Sonny!"

Sorostitot

The freshmen in a pledge class for a sorority. A younger version of the Sorostitute.

Sorostitutes

Sorority girls that are known for their promiscuity.

Sorwhores

See Sorostitues. Also called So-Whore-Ity Girls.

SPAG

Short for Sorority Ass Prissy Girl. For girls that want it when drunk but are holier than thou sober

Spalding

A half-full discarded drink. Named in loving tribute to the character in Caddyshack

Spatten

Getting splattered (really really drunk) and flattened (verbally beat up by your BF/GF) in the same night.

Sphinkter-Dick

A term describing one of your friends, when he/she say's or does something stupid.

Spinner

A short petite, attractive girl denoted by the fact that she is so small that you can A) have sex with her standing up and spin her around like a propeller or B) have sex with her on top and spin her like a nut on a bolt.

Spins

This is when you are so drunk that it feels like the room won't stop spinning.

Splinter

Synonym for a Hanging Chad; a generally undesireable person.

Spoon

A sleeping position in which you are both on your side and facing the same direction. See also A-Hug.

SPOON

Written outside your room when your roommate wants privacy, stands for "Start Planning Other Options Now." Also see Get the Boot and Sexiled.

Spring cleaning

The yearly springtime ritual during which mass dumpings of boyfriends/girlfriends occur.

Spunker-chief

The rag you mop up your "DNA" with.

Squad up

To get together with your clique, or your team to either fight or play a game of some sort.

Stab

To have intercourse, "I think that hottie I've been hitting on wants to stab."

Stacked

To have large breasts.

Stain

A person that is a pain in the ass

Staloned

a) being so exceptionally drunk
b) beat so senseless
c) so high that you talk like Sylvester Stalone's character Rocky Balboa after 10 rounds.

Stank

A bad smell as in "Who drop da stank?"

Starter Marriage Season

Refers to the numerous weddings which take place following graduation, most of which don't last 5 years.

Stevey Wonder dick

A condition that occurs when a serious shortage of females occurs, the primary symptom is sex with ugly women.

Stink Eye

A dirty look of disapproval.

Stoge

Referring to a cigarette in northern NJ.

Stoop "_____"

Insert any activites that are done off the front steps of a house. (eg: pukin, smokin, jumpin, drinkin, etc.)

Stride of pride

Comparable to a walk of shame for women...but for men. He took the stride of pride Saturday morning.

Strugglefest

Someone who is sloppy drunk.

Stumble n' Rumble

The act of getting extremely drunk and starting fights with strangers. Pointless but fun.

Suhhumpameal

Going to Mcdonalds to eat and scope out hot guys.

Suicide break

To go outside to smoke a butt.

Summer Teeth

That woman has summer teeth, 'summer' there, some ain't.

Surfacing

When you pull yourself out of a stupor long enough to realize what exactly is going on.

SUV

"Sexless Unwilling Virgin"--a hot girl who won't give it up for anybody.

Swagger

You clothes, and your total outward appeal. One should try to always have a the proper swagger for every occassion. "You need to fix your swagger!"

Swamp Ass

A non-fatal condition in which one's experiences constant intestinal distress and anal leakage. While it is not contagious, it does effect other individuals within smelling distance.

Swass

The culmination of sweat on your ass and nether regions. The result esp. from physical activity or long seminar classes in a hot classrooms where all of the seats are plastic. Ex: I was playing basketball and this dude had major swass.

Swayze

Someone who is exceptionally smooth, like Patrick Swayze in all those 80's flicks he was in.

Sword Fight

1) Two guys getting into a heated argument but neither one ever throwing a punch. 2) Two guys pissing in the same toilet at the same time.

Taco Hell

An affectionate term of Taco Bell. Originates from the physiological effects that the food has on the human intestinal track. Also known as Toxic Hell and Crotch n' Smell

Taco Party

See Tuna Party

Take one for the team

When two groups of the opposite sex meet up, one person from one of the groups jumps the ugliest of the other group. Also known as jumping the grenade.

Talking to Bob (Marley)

Someone who is smoking alone in their room. "Where's Joe?" "Oh. He's just talking to Bob."

Tang Wrangler

A guy who constantly tries to and succeeds at “wrangling quality tang” (hooking up with good looking girls).

TAS

(Pronounced Taz) Tank Ass Syndrome. An acute disorder that causes girls asses to grow through the years of school.

TAT

"Talk After Toke." This is what you say to that chatty friend in the circle when they won't shut up and pass it.

TDI

These are the "Trivial Drinking Injuries." Most drinking injuries fall under this category. These are the cuts, bruises, scratches and sprains that just kind of hurt, but you ignore until the pain goes away a couple of days later. May or may not be a UDI.

Team Jesus

A group of militant religious students who proselytize and preach with extreme fervor and little tact. Also called the God Squad.

Ten Second Rule

Drunk version of Three Second Rule.

Tennessee Barking Spider

Blamed for a fart, usually requires the farter to smack the nearest object in an attempt to squash the filthy little bug.

Test Files

Past tests and notes kept by organizations to help their fellow members.

Thankles

A term given to girls whose legs transcend from thighs to ankles, with no definition. Considered worse than Cankles.

That Bitch Married

The term is normally used for females who will not give any other male the time of day, because she's so in love with her boyfriend.

That Guy

An individual one does not wish to become. Often one's drunken persona who decides things like exposing oneself in public or driving drunk are good ideas.

That's Fine

A wise ass remark made to any comment.
Comment:"You look like shit."
Reply: "That's Fine"

The "ah fuck"

When you get so drunk (or sober) that you sleep in the opposite sex's dorm and wake up in the morning next to them. The first words out of your mouth are "ah fuck."

The Banjo Playing Donkey

The automatic tune that plays in your head when a girl starts in on her life story. The Donkey is

The Color of the Day

When your in the cafateria and want to point out a hot girl, you say the color of the day is...and say the color of an article of clothing that girl is wearing.

The Hat Toss

Refers to the dumpings which take place every year within a week or two after graduation to clear the dating slate for the summer.

The Stranger

Sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off. It feels like someone else, "a stranger," is doing it for you.

The Stranger-ette

Same as above, but paint your nails.

The Stupids

What you have the day after a night of hard drinking, and you can't think very well.

Third Place In A Hammer Fight

An expression used to describe someone who is so unattractive.

THO

Titty Hard On

Thousand Elves

"Gold Bond Medicated Powder" When you put it on, it feels like a thousand tiny elves are scrubbing the area in question.

Three S

Shit, Shower, and Shave. Part of every guy's pre-party ritual.

Three Second Rule

If a piece of food falls on the floor, one has three seconds to retrieve it before it gets too dirty to eat. Less than three seconds and the food in question is safe to ingest.

Throw a Haymaker

To punch with extreme force. Often used in fights to knock someone on their ass.

Throwing Yourself on the Grenade

The act of hitting on a really nasty girl so that your buddy can hook up with her hot friend. The act of being a Wingman.

Tight

When a person tends to very prude in a relationship.

Tighty

A young girl.

Time traveling

Used to describe periods of blackout during drinking.

"I don't know how I got on the side of the highway, must have been time traveling."

Tip Drill

A female who has a sexy body, but ugly face. Buttaface. From Nelly's song, "Tip Drill"

Tits

Describes anything that's good. Example: "That movie was tits."

Toke

To smoke the sweet, sweet marijuana.

Tomb of the dead soldiers

A trash can filled with many, many beer cans. Sometimes brings a tear to the eye.

Tongue-and-groove merchant

A lesbian (with reference to cunnilingus)

Tony

Cocaine

Tony Danza

Similar to saying "Who's your daddy?" when doing it doggy style to a woman, but instead saying "Who's the boss?"

Tony Two Tokes

Automatic nickname for someone named Tony. Its a bonus if they actually smoke dope.

Tool

A socially inept individual. Similar to a nerd, but not as smart.

Tool Box

See Tool.

Tool Shed

A house, apartment, or dorm room in which tools reside.

Top Bunk 'Quake

When your roommate has sex on the bottom bunk when you're trying to sleep or when you are too drunk to register anything.

Top-shelfing

When a person defecates into the well of a toilet thereby turning their poo into an anti-2000 flushes for the unlucky recipient.

Towing an Anchor

When you meet a hot girl at a bar or a party who is with a fat/unattractive/unpleasant girlfriend who usually wants to leave, the hot girl is "towing an anchor." (Tip: get your wingman to buy her a beer--that's why he's there!)

Townies

The freaky residents of the town your school is located in that invade campus for no particularly good reason

Trampoline

A tramp.

Transfer Disconnection

When someone transfers to another college to be with their significant other only to be dumped within three months of their arrival.

Transformer

A guy (or girl) who looks good from far away but not when they walk closer.

Trash can

An alcoholic beverage which tastes like punch. Numerous liquors mixed in along with fruit and regular punch. Very potent and knocks you on your ass! No one knows what or how much liquor(s) in the beverage except the maker.

Travellers

Alcohol you take with you on the way to events, bars, parties. Also Road Beers or Roadies

Trees

Weed baby, weed.

Trifecta

The act of frequenting and drinking at three different bars in one night.

Triple Threat

A party with multiple vices such as beer being one threat, marijuana being a second, and girls being a third. It can also be applied to how many kegs.

Troll

A very unattractive person in a club. "That troll should put more clothes on."

TRS

Tara Reid Syndrome. A drunken mess at a party.

TUG

Token Ugly Girl. There is usually one in every group of girls. She latches on to the hotter chicks for friendship and catches their brokenhearted 'leftovers' when they are hurt and desperate and too drunk to know any better.

Tuna Party

The female version of a Sausage party.

Turd Burgler

One who sneeks, or attempts to sneek a peek while someone is dropping off the browns at the superbowl...or dropping the kids off at the pool. This ususally takes place in the dorm bathroom, or other public bathrooms.

Turd Ferguson

See "That Guy"

Turd Ferguson Fest

A party in which there is an overabundance of males, and uncool males at that. The ultimate party ender! Phrase coined at UMiami in 2004

Turkey Dump

Getting rid of excess baggage (boyfriend or girlfriend) during Thanksgiving holidays. The yearly Thanksgiving ritual during which mass dumpings of boyfriends/girlfriends occur.

Turn-around

The amount of time from the last drink on one day to the first drink on the next.

Tweek

To freak out, usually due to smoking too much weed or shrooming or sometimes just being plain drunk.

Two Beer Queer

A straight girl who ends up making out with other girls after only a couple drinks.

Two Bills

Refers to a really fat person, implying that they weighs more than 200 pounds.

Two Feet & a Heartbeat

The method of travel employed by most college students.

Two Pump Chump

A guy who gets off super quick when getting it on. Chicks hate it

U Strapped

Going to parties with the correct protection to avoid any bebes.

UBI

An Unidentified Beer Injury. See also MDA

UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injury)

This is an injury that results from a hard night of drinking. You wake up and have no idea how you hurt yourself. Whether it be a sprained ankle or cuts and bruises, you just hurt.

Ultimate

Short for Ultimate Frisbee. A game that combines Frisbee, soccer, and football. Often played on quads by crunchy people.

Undie Bongs

An early morning smoke up session. See Kegs & Eggs.

UPI

Unidentified Party Injury

Upper-Decker

An act that is usually performed at a party where they have treated you and your crew generally like shit. It consists of going to the bathroom, opening the lid on the top of the toilet, taking a big crap in there, and putting the lid back on. Also called Top Shelfing.

V Card

Slang for virginity. One can keep it and protect or have it revoked.

Vat

An alcoholic beverage which tastes like fruit punch, consisting of various forms of alcohol and fruit juices. Vat varies in potency depending on the maker, and is usually served at frat parties as the feminine alternative to kegs of beast. It gets its name from the fact that it's often made in large quantities and served out of large containers or "vats."

VCD

An insult. Short for Vaginal Cleansing Dispenser (Douchebag)

V-Club

Vibrator Club. A group of girls who own vibrators, not to be mistaken for the virgin club.

Virgin Slut

A girl who lets everyone go to all the bases but will not have sex with anyone

Vitamin N

Short for Vitamin Nicotine. Refers to having a cigarette first thing in the morning of a very long day.

Wake and Bake

The habit of starting one's morning with a toke.

Wake and Stop

Busting in on a buddy and his girl going at it. Designed to cause great embarrasment to the busy couple.

Walk of Shame

The long, humilating walk accross campus in the same thing you had on last night after hooking up that night.

Walking Dead

Someone who passes out for 30 minutes or so, wakes up and attempts to rejoin the party! (Usually already shamed but still drunk...so unaware)

Wally World

Wal-Mart.Usually a Southern-specific term referring to the place where a college budget requires you to shop.

Warming up

To drink before going to the bar. Either because your underage, to cheap or it's too boring going sober! See also Frontload.

Wax

Meaning to have sex with someone. Like "Hey dude, did you get waxed last night?"

Weak Sausage

One who always wants to go home early just when things get interesting.

Wedge

The simplest of all tools. When referring to someone as a "tool" just isn't insulting enough.

Weenie Roast

See: Sausage Party

Wets

condoms

What-a-Whore

Affectionate term for the always 24/7 burger-joint known as Whataburger.

Wheel

The process in which you use to try to get girls to hookup with you, aka 'wheeling'

Whirlies

It's that lightheaded-spinning, ball-of-ice-in-your stomach feeling that you get immediately before booting.

Whiskey dick

Refers to a guy's extreme flacidity after a night of drinking, or in some cases no drinking was involved at all.

Whore point oh

A major whore.

Wife Beater

A tight white undershirt worn by college males and stars of "COPS" - sleeves are optional; stains are mandatory. A wife beater also refers to those colored v-neck t-shirts some guys wear under a suit-coat trying to do a Miami Vice Retro look a la Don John

Wifed Up

To be totally in love with his girlfriend. As in, "Ooooh that boy right there is cute." "Yeah, but that lame is wifed up."

Wingman

A friend who helps you meet a hottie by entertaining other friends in the party

WMD

"We Must Depart!" A command code used for immediate withdrawal of your posse from a party, usually because of one of your posse doing something that will get your collective ass kicked.

Wombat

A university employee who is usually a member of the housekeeping, groundskeeping, or cafeteria staff.

Women-B-shoppin'

A single phrase that is used as a generic response for why certain females behave as they do. "Why isn't she at the party? Well just because uhhhhh... Women-B-shoppin'!" Also known as Bitches-B-triflin'.

Wounded antelope

The girl at a party who is the first to drink enough to start falling down; makes easy prey for hooking up.

Wounded soldier

A full beer found when cleaning up the next day after a party.

Xactlies(pronounced zact-lees)

When your mouth smells 'xactly like your ass.

Yambag

These are the types of guys who think they are God’s gift to everything, including women, when in fact any normal person can tell they were the biggest losers in school. eg "That Yambag had one too many wine coolers and vomitted on his John Travolta leather jacket!

Yef

A sarcastic remark derived from the the word "yes," but meaning exactly the opposite. Examples include: QUESTION -"Is it true you hooked up with that fat chick?" REPLY- "Yef!" or "Dude, can I borrow your car?" ...."Yef." Originated roughly circa 1991.

Yuppie Food Coupons

Reference to $20 bills. ATMs used to distribute multiple denominations, but now they only distribute 20s. Makes it hard to split the bill when a large group goes to lunch or out drinking.

Zamboni

A roll of paper towels or toilet paper used to mop up spilled fluids. Particularly helpful during drinking games.

Zane Ball

A sketchy person

Zeech

As a result of drinking/smoking too much a person resmbles zombie/leech like charachteristics such as, they can't respond to their own name, and cling on to you in order to keep their balance

Zero

A person several degrees worse than a stain

Zonk

A game of dice and pot smoking. The goal being to reach 10,000 points first, but you must rely on the luck of your dice throws. Used as an excuse to get really high.

Zoo Ass

Description of a person's backside who has blasted out a particularly foul smelling barking spider. "Dammit! Somebody around here has serious Zoo Ass!"

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