Three girls in one night--I pulled it off!

Instead of jumping out of the way, when the car approached, she just stiffened up straight as a board...

I called the girl a couple of times, mostly to find out what happened that night.

Both Eric and I were offensive lineman on the football team (about 280 pounds)--poor Wade was only about a buck 30...

As I shook his hand, I was just thinking about how I had been humping his girl all night!

URI is hear to reassure thousands of parents that there are no drugs on campus and that Bobby will make lots of friends, and fool lots of girls into thinking that they won't be raped

At any given time, you can clearly see that 1 out of every 2 URI students are on drugs. If they aren't, they wish they were

tales of my 14 conquests this year...

When the cops started using the N-word, we quickly got the picture

He walked in right past the uniformed cop and did the funniest double take I have ever seen.