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What Happens to College Screw Ups?
So, after I had gone to the hockey rink and hung out, I came back to our room and Jimmy was gone. I dropped my pants and shit in his sports bag, and rubbed Icy Hot all over the inside of his boxers. To add the finishing touches, I purposely decided to visit my house back home...something told me that if I was there I would get the blame.
Around midnight I got back to the room, exhausted. Jimmy stood stiffly, with his arms crossed and the lights on. He also had a couple of his tough friends with him. I put on a great show, really. Somehow, I convinced him it wasn't me that did it. Finally, he let his guard down and went to bed. I don't think he noticed the icy hot in his gym shorts though. Time went on, and I graduated. Not Jimmy.
The last time I saw him, I had to give some money to the toll collector. In the window was Jimmy. And here I was, a doctor. When he recognized me, he grinned and wanted to know if we could hang out. I told him he never treated me well...so no. Well, "It can't hurt him, can it?"
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