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The Mythical Donkey Show
Posted:02/07/2003
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Grade: C
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It was the spring of 2001 in Austin, Texas. The smell of spring break was in the air, but none of my fraternity brothers had the cash or the motivation to put together a trip. So we pooled what was left of our brain cells and planned a road trip to Nuevo Laredo.
There were 15 of us--14 guys and a girlfriend (you know the type of girl who won't let the guy go anywhere without her). We called up a Motel 6 in Laredo, about three hours south of Austin, and made reservations for a Saturday, the weekend before UT’s spring break.
That fateful Saturday around noon we gathered in the courtyard of our house, coolers and knapsacks in hand, and headed towards the border. On our journey at first, there were mostly pastures and then came the desert. Finally, we got to Laredo and settled in before crossing the Rio Grande.
Our first stop was the gringo-laden Senor Frogs. We had a couple of drinks there, but it was early, around 9 pm, and no one was out yet. And we needed a little more excitement than a bar all the American high-schoolers go to.
So we made a decision that would change us all forever--we were headed to "Boystown." "Boystown," 6 or 7 miles deep into Mexico, is just a string of whorehouses and seedy bars. But we didn't care at the time, we wanted to see the mythical donkey show. My idiot friend got to talking with one of the locals outside of Senor Frogs who promised us that a ride, in three separate horse carriages, would be cheaper than a cab--just not necessarily safer.
So we hopped into these carriages, and proceeded south. Not more than a minute into the ride, the carriages split up. When my carriage reached the slums, we were alone in the dark. The streets were dark, because they had no electricity, and we had the one female, a busty blonde, riding with us. We were scared beyond belief. I thought for sure we were goners. The girl was crying, stray dogs were chasing us and the locals (who we couldn't see due to the darkness) were yelling and whooping it up from the sidewalks. But our driver assured us we would reunite with our friends in Boystown soon.
After what seemed like an eternity, but was probably only like 20 minutes, we turned down a narrow street, lit on both sides, that was unmistakably our destination. We paid our driver, and marched into the first doorway to find our missing compadres. We found 1/3 of our group sitting around a table; the other group hadn't arrived yet. Let me tell you, that I was never happier in my life to see my dumb ass friends. We all hugged in celebration of our survival when the rest of our group arrived intact.
Now we were ready to start partying. We had been so happy to see each other that we didn't even realize we were drinking beer in a whorehouse. Mexican ladies, ranging from somewhat cute to old and fat, were walking around struttin' their stuff. We drank beer there for a while, and I'm glad to say none of my friends accepted the offers to "fucky."
After a few more drinks, we ventured out in search of the donkey show. Outside of the whorehouse, to our left, was a donkey, next to a large yellow wall that read "Donkey Show" with an arrow pointing to the door of the bar next door.
I shit you not.
So we went inside. It was basically the same as the first place, but it was more of a strip club than a whorehouse. We were all sitting around drinking beer, trading horse carriage stories, and getting restless for entertainment. Soon, a stripper got up on stage (which was about a foot off the floor in the middle of the room) and started doing her thing. Then a second stripper, then a third…
I kinda felt sorry for the third stripper, because none of my friends were throwing any bills down, and there weren't very many other people there. So I whipped out a dollar and waved it in the air. She saw it and sauntered over to me, buck naked, and turned around. I didn't know what to do, so I put it in the only place that was presented to me--her butt crack. Now my friends will tell you I wrapped the bill around my finger and crammed it up her poop shoot. But no, I'm not a totally sick bastard, I honestly just placed it in her (overly) generous fold.
So we got a good laugh at that, then started chanting "burro, burro" Spanish for donkey. Two men working at the joint went outside, brought the donkey in through the door and up to the stage. Then they pushed it to its side. They lashed its legs together, and held them so they were straight up in the air, and then the same woman that so gracefully took my dollar, got down on her knees and started blowing the donkey. After the donkey was "ready" she straddled him and rode him.
No shit.
That's not even the sickest part. This one gringo, who was not with us, got up from his seat, walked over to the donkey-whore, whipped out his dick, and the chick started blowing him while she was riding the donkey.
Once again, I shit you not.
Once we were all thoroughly disgusted (yet enthralled), we treaded back to the border, in cabs this time, and back to our Motel 6. It was 4 am, we were tired, drunk, and dirty. We had survived near death in the slums of Mexico, and witnessed one of the most depraving acts of humankind.
In other words: we had accomplished our goals.
There were 15 of us--14 guys and a girlfriend (you know the type of girl who won't let the guy go anywhere without her). We called up a Motel 6 in Laredo, about three hours south of Austin, and made reservations for a Saturday, the weekend before UT’s spring break.
That fateful Saturday around noon we gathered in the courtyard of our house, coolers and knapsacks in hand, and headed towards the border. On our journey at first, there were mostly pastures and then came the desert. Finally, we got to Laredo and settled in before crossing the Rio Grande.
Our first stop was the gringo-laden Senor Frogs. We had a couple of drinks there, but it was early, around 9 pm, and no one was out yet. And we needed a little more excitement than a bar all the American high-schoolers go to.
So we made a decision that would change us all forever--we were headed to "Boystown." "Boystown," 6 or 7 miles deep into Mexico, is just a string of whorehouses and seedy bars. But we didn't care at the time, we wanted to see the mythical donkey show. My idiot friend got to talking with one of the locals outside of Senor Frogs who promised us that a ride, in three separate horse carriages, would be cheaper than a cab--just not necessarily safer.
So we hopped into these carriages, and proceeded south. Not more than a minute into the ride, the carriages split up. When my carriage reached the slums, we were alone in the dark. The streets were dark, because they had no electricity, and we had the one female, a busty blonde, riding with us. We were scared beyond belief. I thought for sure we were goners. The girl was crying, stray dogs were chasing us and the locals (who we couldn't see due to the darkness) were yelling and whooping it up from the sidewalks. But our driver assured us we would reunite with our friends in Boystown soon.
After what seemed like an eternity, but was probably only like 20 minutes, we turned down a narrow street, lit on both sides, that was unmistakably our destination. We paid our driver, and marched into the first doorway to find our missing compadres. We found 1/3 of our group sitting around a table; the other group hadn't arrived yet. Let me tell you, that I was never happier in my life to see my dumb ass friends. We all hugged in celebration of our survival when the rest of our group arrived intact.
Now we were ready to start partying. We had been so happy to see each other that we didn't even realize we were drinking beer in a whorehouse. Mexican ladies, ranging from somewhat cute to old and fat, were walking around struttin' their stuff. We drank beer there for a while, and I'm glad to say none of my friends accepted the offers to "fucky."
After a few more drinks, we ventured out in search of the donkey show. Outside of the whorehouse, to our left, was a donkey, next to a large yellow wall that read "Donkey Show" with an arrow pointing to the door of the bar next door.
I shit you not.
So we went inside. It was basically the same as the first place, but it was more of a strip club than a whorehouse. We were all sitting around drinking beer, trading horse carriage stories, and getting restless for entertainment. Soon, a stripper got up on stage (which was about a foot off the floor in the middle of the room) and started doing her thing. Then a second stripper, then a third…
I kinda felt sorry for the third stripper, because none of my friends were throwing any bills down, and there weren't very many other people there. So I whipped out a dollar and waved it in the air. She saw it and sauntered over to me, buck naked, and turned around. I didn't know what to do, so I put it in the only place that was presented to me--her butt crack. Now my friends will tell you I wrapped the bill around my finger and crammed it up her poop shoot. But no, I'm not a totally sick bastard, I honestly just placed it in her (overly) generous fold.
So we got a good laugh at that, then started chanting "burro, burro" Spanish for donkey. Two men working at the joint went outside, brought the donkey in through the door and up to the stage. Then they pushed it to its side. They lashed its legs together, and held them so they were straight up in the air, and then the same woman that so gracefully took my dollar, got down on her knees and started blowing the donkey. After the donkey was "ready" she straddled him and rode him.
No shit.
That's not even the sickest part. This one gringo, who was not with us, got up from his seat, walked over to the donkey-whore, whipped out his dick, and the chick started blowing him while she was riding the donkey.
Once again, I shit you not.
Once we were all thoroughly disgusted (yet enthralled), we treaded back to the border, in cabs this time, and back to our Motel 6. It was 4 am, we were tired, drunk, and dirty. We had survived near death in the slums of Mexico, and witnessed one of the most depraving acts of humankind.
In other words: we had accomplished our goals.
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- University of Texas--Austin
Editors Note:
Here's a different kind of nasty Mexican sacrifice during Spring Break!
Comments
dog shows in Amsterdam are better, but hard to find now, you need the right contacts when you are there .
the sex act including the oral part is just simulated- its made to appear like thats whats going on but upon close inspection-its like the title of this discussion suggests- a myth, furthermore, no girl has done that "donkey show" in n. laredo for more than a year- they cant find anyone retarded or desperate enough to do it and theres a chance, hopefully that there really isnt a demand for it. almost all of the girls that work full time in boystown make just as much or more money than the average working class american. american gringos constantly fall in love with n. laredo prostitutes and they always try and talk them into marriage and a "better" way of life but in almost every single case the girls turn down the offers- its extremely rare that they would agree to it and there is only one important reason for this- they are making a lot of money. my work had brought me to nuevo laredo more than 50 times in one year and i saw first hand all of these accounts- never a single donkey show for reasons abovementioned and more than 98% of the women seem to not be suffering at all. it actually seems like more of the men go hungry and look less healthy than the women. im pro human by the way-the women are beautiful too and i can see why many men would want to marry them. its too bad they make too much money doing it.
My buddies and i heard about this donkey show from a friend of a friend. We have now made it our personal mission to seek out this BoysTown and bear witness to the Donkey Show when we get back from our Iraq deployment in a few months. I predict its going to be a pretty interesting weekend for all involved. I mean what better way to kick off a homecoming weekend for soldiers than booze, women, and a donkey show? Can't top that.
In Amsterdam they had a black guy and a hot brunette (think Isabella Rosselini-type) on a rotating bed. This was in 89. Rue St Denis in France has sex shows too. I lived in Tampico but never explored the border towns.
I just dont want to judge anyone here but sleeping with a prostitute or going to joints like this as an observer is an experience which you are part of it. If it happens that you judge it as "bad" or "low", then you are part of it too. some one told me long time ago that when paying money to a whore for sex is not buying that whore but selling yourself for that much money... Just think about it...
I'm a BRAVE & CURIOUS Gay Male Bottom guy. Who'd LOVE to be the RECIPIENT for a Donkey Show!! The worst thing in life!! Is a fantasy not tried!!
I too saw the donkey show in Laredo, just about a month ago. I grew up a whiteboy in Tijuana and the donkey show does not happen there. It was cool seeing this lady take that donkey weenie.
you stupid tea-sip why dont you tell em about the bevo show
If you look up Brazilian bestiality, you will see similar acts. Women blowing horses, ponys and dogs. Women being f*&%^d while bending over( horse d*^cks appear to be about at least two feet long.) or lying on a low table. Some take the horses analy(?), others via the vagina.Drop dead gorgeous women. What else can a woman (and men) do when they have no education, there are no legit jobs, and your pretty face and tender young body can possibly support your entire extended family. There is a lot of sadness in the world, but doing a donkey show is still better than being in Iraq,Palestine or Darfur or New Orleans! Baba
oh god listen to theses goofs like sea nymphette whinning aobut the world and the sex blah blah blah. if you think the shows will stop cause we wont go and wont pay shit i went to a donkey show in mexico city and they charged me 45cents american dollars like yes big profit thats what 15cents for the driver 15cents for the donkey and 15 cents for the girl ...LOL it does suck that they whore out women in russia or cambodia hell even amsterdam where they wait in windows for you to pick the whore you want, but lets get over it animal sex has been going on for thousands of years shit even in the bible it talks aobut women with beasts and that is what 6000 years ago lets face it chicks dig any dick they can get there hands mouth and vagina on..lol and as far as the third world and what they do to there kids and women fuck them they can gt in a boat and move to america shit half the freakin mexicans are doing it..lol
Its gonna be my birthday really soon...like 2 weeks after Xmas..and the best present yall could give me would be the directions to this...My girlfriend has been talking about a "donkey show" forever and i think its time i take her to it..
Thats Walt Disney material compared to what Ive seen/done in Thailand. Mother-daughter-son fuck teams, baby blow jobs, etc... Not for the faint of heart.
Dude, my roommate went to that same place. he's got pics of the girl doin the donkey. Hilarious!!!
That sadly, is one of the things they show in Mexico. It is the most disgusting thing I have EVER witnessed (my gringo friends thought it'd be funny to show that to the asian who thought it was like a dog show, but they used donkeys instead), and I am from a third-world country!
Listen you gringo beotches ya butter stop talking bout me. I'm just trying to make a fing dollar.
Let me tell it is true; the less fortune will do damn near anything for cash to survive but there are some just plain sick people out there that do it for the hell of it pissing scat beastailty u name it ... and if we don't look they still do so hell why not? It's like a bad car wreck, we still look.
Dudes and Dudettes,
Me and my team have been down to Mexico 4 times looking for this and just 3 weeks ago I went down there with a firend of mine and you wouldn't believe that we fucking found it.
Yes, let it be told it is true and the midget is no longer there, I asked. It took me 14 Coronas, 300 dollars and the sacrifice of my camera phone to be taken there to see it. I was SHOCKED I have never seen anything like that and I am in the Porn biz.
The lady needed the money I quess, I left there and "tipped the donkey lady $100 in hopes she would stop that shyt, but I doubt it. So guys it is true.
Americano tourists will believe ANYTHING *shakes head* lmao!!! Listen up: You may find yourself in BoysTown and IF a taxi driver says he with reluctance take you to a "donkey show", and want ten American dollars... you will end up in a prearranged seedy location (by your standards) where you will be robbed and God forbid you took your senioritas there!!! LMAO Jesus You Americanos believe anything. This little joke have been told for years until hardly no Americanos fall for it. It is your myth, our joke. Your movie Depp Throat make myth worse. No such thing as donkey show. No such thing as snipe hunt. Nos such thing as "there go Elvis". Smell the java, amigo! You fun peoples.
I'm planning my friends Bach party. If any of you can actually tell me where to go to see this show that would be amazing!
I was gonna post a longer message, but Truth already beat me to it and said it all.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DONKEY SHOWS BIOTCH
stop this talk about what horrible shape the world is in. we all know this, but guess what? you will die before anything truely horrible happens, and then what? will you look up at the hell we created from your 6 foot hole in the ground? no. and if you believe in god, i have advise for you. dont. god did not create man. no, it is man that created god. why do you think people believe in god? because they want to. false hope gets them by, but they are cowards who blind themselves from the real god. truth. its not your problem. stop wasting your breath. everyone who has the power to change the world..... guess what? they got there because they care about theyre own success. they stopped helping other people and helped themselves. they dont give a rats ass about you or any others of your kind. always protesting and trying to save animals from product tests. tell me, would you rather they test it on you? if your answer is no, you are no better, and therefore have no place to intervene. but if your answer is yes, that means you would put the life of an animal before your own. in others words, you are a fool. you arent a hero, and you cannot save anyone. forget your previous ideals and save yourself. it is, after all, human nature to survive. im open to anyone that tries to prove me wrong. although it cannot be done. what i say is the truth. and if truth is god.... will you defy his will?
No shit this place is one of many donkey shows popularized by the once mythical show. I watched a similar show just outside a border town named Rosarita, best of all was the preshow involving many different objects... Use your imagination!
So anyone want to take a trip to mexico????
First of all there is no way you can compare prisons to donkey shows. People in prison are forced to do sick acts against their will or they could die, way different then someone that is very poor that has the freedom and decision to make money in any way possible. There are bums all around town and cities in the u.s. and no one is fucking donkeys for dollars. And I can't believe donkey shows are so profitable that someone has to fuck them to live a celebrity lifestyle or should I say a mexican celebrity lifestyle. They bitch and that guy do it because they get off some how on it, there are people in europe that have sex with animals for no money. They may be human but they are still sick. A golden rule if you don't respect yourself you don't deserve any. Peace bitches!
I am appalled at the comments of disbelief about a girl/woman lowering herself to this, as though "she" is the problem. Women, men, and even children, for that matter, will do whatever they have to do to survive. These comments are extremely naive. Have none of you heard what young, handsome boys, your age, have to do to survive in prison? How about what 5 year olds have to do in Cambodia for mostly American and Canadian pedophiles on sex vacations? Prostitutes in the old Soviet Union countries (girls with PH.Ds and MDs) who have to sell themselves because that is the only work they can get. Manila, Phillipines whorehouses and slavery? Amsterdam, Holland? Chinese and Mexican immigrant slavery within the Unites States? As long as thrill-seeking high schoolers and college boys looking for the ultimate gross-out keep patronizing and creating a demand for this type of degredation it will keep happening. The customers who create the market for it are the ones who are to blame. Why do you think the sign said "Donkey Show" in english! The same reason sicko movies like "Saw" and "Hostel" do so well. We are very powerful and have a lot of influence on what happens in the rest of the world. We are educated, wealthy, and priviledged (Compared to the rest of the world, the standard of living we take for granted is unattainable. Most of these people go to work as children and can't afford a grade school education forget about college. Even when they are educated the economies in their countries are collapsed and there are no jobs.)We can change the supply by removing the demand (as most of these types of industries cater to Americans). Maybe once "We" get over our obsessive fascination with depravity, debasement, and even destruction of others of our own kind (yes that poor Mexican stripper is a human being, thus your kind, my kind, our kind. You have no idea what you would do if placed in a similar position, just look at American prisons if you don't believe me), this kind of industry will no longer be profitable and stop . So step up and stop making it profitable!
Dude, I can not believe it. That same midget is still there? I went in 2000 and and saw this. You forgot to mention the transexual who did the disappearing trick with the bottle.
Sick ass story! I cant believe a girl would do something like that. I hope you have nightmares, my eyes are scarred for life! Well that girl needs help for sure! <3LaDy KiLlErZ
Thats a good story...I'm a girl from Nuevo Laredo, and people who read this please belive it 'cause its true, for me thats a shame...how women can do that and how men can go and see that type of shows?
Well if you come to my city don't go to the Boystown or if you do, well at least don't go to the show :S