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That Creepy Guy
Move-in day, I meet Carlton. I had already known Carlton's roommate, so I stopped by to say what's up. I then see Carlton and his parents, and introduce myself as a neighbor living just a few doors down. The first couple days, we say “hey” to Carlton, nothing major. However, after a few days, we have a big group assembled and we have some females hanging out with us in our all-male floor. Well, Carlton begins showing up more often now. These girls are not ugly, and Carlton obviously notices that. He notices especially when he comes to the doorway and just stares at them while they are talking, without saying a word. A few minutes go by with him just staring and no verbal communication whatsoever, and then he leaves. This is weird, we think.
Then comes the day we first realized he was officially creepy. We were all hanging around and he shows up. One of the girls mentions how her back hurts, so he jumps at the opportunity and begins giving her a massage. This was the light switch turned on for Carlton. For the next couple of days, he would randomly show up and start attempting to flirt with this girl. She starts to get a little creeped out. But, it gets worse…
He would show up randomly in places where she was, and just stare at her without even attempting to make conversation with her. He keeps going for massages and things of that nature, to the point where she finally snaps at him about it. He then begins talking about how much of a bitch she is to him for “no reason.”
Then he starts hanging out with this friend of ours from down the hall. He pretty much starts following this guy around, until he finally follows him to a big party where he gets piss drunk and pukes ALL over the place. (He is pretty funny when he's drunk. He's been found passed out on the bathroom floor by big puddles of puke. He usually yells at us when he's drunk, and makes a complete ass out of himself.) This guy doesn't know what to do, because Carlton keeps following him around. One night, this guy is getting ready to go out when Carlton just shows up in the room and asks him what he should wear.
For the party we're going to?
Aren't we going out?
Sometimes, he randomly talks to groups of attractive girls, and creeps them out. See, some guy go in and talk and say funny things. He has creepy ways of hitting on these girls, to which he gets dirty looks and hints that they want him to get the fuck away. One night, some of us guys had just finished smoking, and went back into the floor real quick to get ready to grab something to eat. Well, Carlton just starts following us without even saying a word. We get to the food establishment, and are standing in line. There are three rather attractive females behind us in line, and Carlton immediately jumps at the opportunity to start talking to them. They try talking to one of my friends, who was more interested in his food at that point. However, Carlton keeps trying to keep conversation with these girls. We sit down, and watch as he stands outside these girls in their circle of friendship and trust, and stares at them, watching them talk. He nods and smiles, but they don't even look at him out of the corner of their eye. We then proceed to get the fuck out of there and leave him alone. We asked later on if he knew the girls, and he laughed and said no. I guess he was just working his game.
One time, we had just gotten back from class at the same time and were getting ready to eat, when I walk past Carlton's room and notice that he is getting dressed. I get the guys and say we have to get out before Carlton follows, but alas, it is too late. He has showed up in our presence. Shit. Well, we offer to give a guy a dollar to distract him and ask him some stupid question, but it doesn't work, as Carlton completely ignores the distraction to make sure he follows us along.
Sometimes we're hanging out and he will just walk in without a word, listen to our conversations, and then leave. He once told a guy that he knows a lot about all of us because of that particular reason. He just comes and listens. He's proud of this trait of his.
His roommate tells fun stories about him, too. Apparently, he talks to himself a lot and cusses himself out and insults himself under his breath. Also, every time an attractive girl walks by their door, he will make sure to run to the door and look in the direction they walked. The girls complain about him constantly, how when they are around him, they feel uncomfortable because of the way he stares at them.
I basically typed this out for one main point. Ladies, if there is a creepy guy and he is with a group of guys, don't automatically assume that they are associated with him. There are a lot of weird fuckers out there, that just follow us sane ones and try to give us a bad name, I guess.
Creepy stakers, we're on to you!