It was definitely a first for the both of us and most likely the first ever stripper in the sorority house.

On a slow Friday night, my friend Brigid and I decided to go to the frat party across the street from our sorority. We had purchased some drinks for the evening through one of our 21+ friends. Brigid requested Smirnoff Ice but received the generic version: Salinsky Ice, which actually wasn't too bad. As for me, I just stuck to my usual beer.

So we made the rounds at the party and were continually accosted by trolls and drunk dirty little high-schoolers asking for our phone numbers which is when we decided to become "Yvette" and "Britt" for the evening.

At the end of the party, Brigid and I were preparing to head home as the party had been a pretty big let-down and it looked like there would be no after party, when a couple of well-dressed Rico Suaves started talking us up. We decided they also needed false names so one became "Marco" and the other interrupted us to announce that HE already had a stage name, his "stripper name," he claimed, which was "Javier." He actually tried to convince us he was a legitimate stripper.

We laughed it off and later let the two walk us back to our house. Brigid and the two guys went inside while I put our alcohol in the car (it's illegal to have it on the sorority property). I received quite a shock when I went in and Brigid was in the restroom, Marco was on a couch and Javier was searching the radio dial for something he felt he could "dance to."

When Brigid came into the great room, we shrugged at each other and decided to let him go. We took seats on one of the couches and the show began. Brigid and I could not help but crack up as Javier semi-seductively pulled off his belt and started to run it through his legs. We laughed all the way through his performance to Britney Spear's "Slave4U."

It was definitely a first for the both of us and most likely the first ever stripper in the sorority house.