Ross made it to the suite, went into the bathroom and passed out on the floor, face-first in a puddle of shit water.

I am still currently rooming with this guy so I will change the name and school.

This story starts with me going home for the weekend. I actually got a ride home from a kid that went to HS with me and my mom drove me back to school that Sunday afternoon.

This school was no typical school. It was extremely strict on the rules: no alcohol period. I lived in a two story outside dorm that resembled a cheap motel. It was a suite with 8 kids- 4 rooms 2 to a room with a bathroom- ( 2 toilets- 2 showers). To make matters worse - than was an RA living in the suite.

Well, after arriving on campus I looked in the parking lot to see if my roomates car was there. Luckily it wasn't so I told my mom it was fine to come in. Now my roomate is by far the strangest person I have ever met. Besides being effiminate, he was extremely attached to me, and was so stupid I was shocked he got into college at all.

The minute I was outside my suite door I sensed something was wrong. Outside the door was a set of sheets laying on the ground. As we stepped into the suite there was a smell I had never smelled in my life. To say it was nasty is an understatement. This smelled like pure death and vomit.

As I unlocked my room door and walked in I caught sight of my roommate Ross lying on his bed, which was sheetless. As we walked in there was a huge red stain on the white carpeted floor and beer cans were scattered throughout the room.

To say the least my mom was shocked, and my roommate was out cold. Before I could explain to my mom what the hell was going on my RA walked in and explained the whole thing. I also got the more elaborate story from my roomate a few days later.

The previous night my roommate and another suitemate decided to do a little drinking in the room. Well after a few beers they caught wind of an off campus party at an apartment just down the street.

At the party Ross, who was a self proclaimed long-time drinker, supposedly drank a shitload of liquor straight from the bottles. About halfway through the party he was projectile vomiting all over the place.

At the point it was time for him and my other suitemate to call it a night. They caught a ride home with another college kid and he dropped them off in the parking lot. Hardly able to walk these guys tried to make there way back to there rooms.

Well my other suitemate never made it to the room, he passed out in the front lawn of the dorm. Ross made it to the suite, went into the bathroom and passed out on the floor, face-first in a puddle of shit water.

At about 3 am, my RA went to take a late night piss and found Ross passed out, and called campus security, who then called an ambulance. After the ambulance got there they got Ross and then found the other guy and put them on their beds.

Unfortuantley for me they put my suitemate in my bed. He ended up puking, got a bit on my bed, but most of the load landed in my clothes hamper. Ross puked all over the place including out white carpet. The ambulance workers did not take either to the hospital, but said that Ross had a low level of alcohol poisoning.

They both had some hefty fines and couseling sessions to deal with, and my roommate continues to have a ketchup-like stain on his left eye.

They bothed learned there lesson: never party without me.