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My roommate on the other hand, seemed adamant that I would fail at this. He had failed class in the first semester yet still somehow maintained a GPA of 1.8. Every night while I was studying, he had about 4 or 5 guys into the room to drink some natty and watch the hell out of some TBS.
Oh, did I mention they brought air soft guns? So after most things made out of glass in my room were broken, I had several bruises, and a few of the guys he had brought over had tried to drunkenly fight me, I thought I'd had enough. If I hadn't torn almost every ligament in my right shoulder playing rugby, this would have ended much sooner, but taking things to a physical level were out of bounds.
Then it happened. I got mono.
At first, I knew I was above purposefully infecting him.
Until about a week passed. Then he pushed me over the edge. As you may know about mono, it requires hours upon hours of sleep. One day, while taking a nap, my roommate decided to invite the same few people back into the room. I was then rudely awoken by a TV at FULL volume and air soft guns being unloaded into my bed.
Now I wasn't above anything.
First he messed with me while I was crippled, but now he's messing with me while I am sick. The next night, he decided to come in at half past 2 in the morning and turn on the TV again. I don't know if I mentioned that my bed was right beside the TV. I also don't know if I mentioned what a TV does when I drop it out of my 3rd story window.
He literally cried.
I have never seen anybody who actually loved a TV. While he ran over to watch the TV drop out the window I gave him a swift kick right in the ass. Knowing I cannot actually use my arms (shoulder injury) he tries to punch me. With my unhurt arm, I grab the top of his head and toss him to the ground like a rag doll.
The next morning I proceeded to "sneeze" on everything in the room. Ooops, I hope summer jobs go well with mono.... This was two days until exams.
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