Kegman is all powerful and gets lots of chicks

I was at a house party. I didn't live there, nor did I know anyone there. I was visiting one of my high school buddies, but he left around midnight cuz he had to wake up early for football practice.

After a few rounds of bowling -- and many beers -- I went to the keg, and to my surprise nobody was behind there taking charge and filling up cups. So I took it on as my duty and honor to do so.

All the guys that lived there didn't care as long as they got thier beer first, and I made a system as Kegman. House cups first, then the ladies of course and then any other dude that needed to get drunk, but everyone's cup had to be empty in order to get more. I met some chick in need of beer.

Eventually, I was able to use my Kegman power to get her to do some keg stands and then I got to take extreme body shots off of her. An extreme body shot is where you pour some liquor on the young coed's belly button. Then, you suck it out. You hold it in your mouth, and slowly suck up from her cleavage to her neck. Finally, you deposit it into her mouth and make out with her for a while. After enjoying a few extreme shots, the responsibilities of Kegman beckoned me back to the keg.

Girls know their clout, believe me. They would skip to the front of the line and ask me to fill their cup next. Of course, being the gentle kegman that I am, I said ok--as long as they gave me a kiss on the cheek. Then, as they'd go to kiss my cheek, I'd turn my head and kiss them on the mouth. Sometimes, they'd be into it and we'd french as I filled their cup.

I did this a good 12 times, sometimes the same girl would want to do it again and again. It was awesome and the best night of drinking and partying ever. I guess the point of this story is that if you are ever at a party and have the opportunity, you should volunteer to be the kegman. The

Kegman is all powerful.