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Hughs and Hoes
As my friends were getting dressed, I decided to wear this pretty sheer top, tight jeans and way too tall shoes that I had never worn before (but I didn't care- I was gonna look hot)!
The girls and I pre-partied at our sorority house, where I had one too many shots of vodka. As my roommate and I made a quick bathroom run, I realized that I was getting numb (a sure sign I was pretty drunk). Then as I walked down the stairs and past a table, my ankle hit the wall and I went flying onto the table and finally hitting the floor. This should have been my sign that the shoes were not gonna be a good mixture with the alcohol.
Now a quick background history of the house we were partying at- there is one set of stairs that look pretty scary- the steps are not equally seperated and the railing has been known to fall off and people have definitly fallen. But this meant nothing to me as I attempted to climb the stairs to dance off my drunkeness. And though it was a little hard, I made it, holding on to my roommate and sorority sister.
I felt pretty good as I danced with my friend Angie, until all of sudden we ended up on the floor. Thent my roommate decided that it was time for another drink, which happend to be downstairs. But I was brave, with my roommate in hand I attempted to make it down the stairs. That didn't work out too well! I must have taken 3 steps and slid down the rest of the stairs on my ass. As I got up laughing I heard people at the party gasp and ask if I was ok. A little fall wasn't gonna keep me down!
I finished another cup of some mystery drink and headed back upstairs. My friends and I danced for a while until I decided it was time for a little booty call. So I called my crush and told him to come get me. The next mission was to get back down stairs. So I grabbed my friend Amanda and saw an old crush. As I began walking down the stairs he yelled something at me, and the second I turned around to see what he was saying- BAM! I went sliding down the stairs one more time, almost taking Amanda down with me.
When I finally made it to the bottom of the stairs and thought it was safe to walk again...I went face first into a ditch! And as I got up there was my crush, laughing his ass off.
But the night of falling was not over, my friends! Once we got to the dorm and everything seemed to be all good, I fell off the bed!
I will never wear those shoes when I go out drinking ever again!
Without those shoes--how you gonna be a ho?