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Golf Cart Undercover Brothers
Posted:07/19/2009
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Grade: C
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I play on the football team for my school so at the end of the season one person always throws a huge keg party. This is the story of that night.
The night starts early, probably around 5 or 6 we start drinking. We played some basic drinking games then decide were going to walk to the party. All of us were already pretty hammered and on the way to the party we had to walk through a golf course.
I come up with the idea to steal golf carts and funny enough we find 4 carts, use our house keys to get them going (any key can start older golf carts). We drive around the course for about 30 minutes before I decide we should show up on the carts. We drive out of the course through the valley and out onto the street. And point in time we were driving beside cars. Anyways we managed to pull up to the Kegger and park our golf carts on the street.
Obviously our stellar entrance would help us to get any girl that night but besides that it was a pretty average party. I played drinking games for about an hour. Then got called out to do a 54 second Keg Stand, which combined with my other alcohol led me to throw up once before returning to play more drinking games.
Eventually I ended up upstairs with some girl. We were hooking up when I hear commotion from below I ditch her and run downstairs to see whats happening.
Upon my arrival I find 3 of my friends ready to beat some kid for taking some of their personal alcohol. I suggest that he pay them for it but he claimed to have no money showing his empty wallet. I spotted in his wallet a prepaid cab chip. Which I quickly seized as payment.
Not to long after this someone says the cops have arrived and knowing that the stolen golf carts are on the side of the house me and my friend decide to split with the prepaid cab. Since we can go anywhere we want we decide to visit these girls we dont see much about an hour drive away in Burlingdon. In the end the cab ride was over $200.
So we actually get to this girls house around 1:30-2:00 ish and immediately continue with her and her friend. So after a little while my friend and the girls who's house it is head upstairs and me and the her friend go down to the basement.
The thing about this girl is that she lives alone with her mom and they don't have the best relationship. Her mom is a complete power mom. She works 9-5, then come home makes dinner, the goes teaches and exercise class while training for iron man competitions.
So any how I'm hooking up with this girl downstairs when all of a sudden I hear a bunch of screaming from upstairs. The mom walked in on my friend her daughter and they got in a little scuffle (remember the mom is jacked) and my friend comes running downstairs into the basement screaming to get out of here and filling his bag with random stuff from the basement.
All of a sudden the mom comes running downstairs kitchen knife in had screaming. In panic a grab a bunch a DVD's, throw them in my back pack and we escape through the back.
We ran for a bit until we reach a main road and then walked until we reached a gas station. We managed to barter the worker at the gas station to trade a copy of the DVD "Undercover Brother" for a map of the area. We discover we have a 12 km walk down a dismal country road to get to the train station.
For the entirety of this walk were still very intoxicated and bored and decide to burn the papers and the end of people driveways and leave them in the middle of the road.
The sun was starting to come up and we had about 3 km's to the train station when sure enough an off duty police officer stops and detains us for burning all the papers. Listing charges and charges were going to be fucked over with. He waits until the police arrive and then leaves.
The officer clearly pissed that he had to drive all the way out here at 5 in the morning and was ready to charge us. However he hears our story and cant help but crack a smile when my friend recalls how the mom picked him up and threw him out of the bed room. Anyways he calls us a bunch of idiots and drives away. We gave him a couple of DVD's for his trouble. by about 6 we arrived at the train station and catch the first train back to Toronto.
We never heard from those girls again, the kid who had the cab chip or the about the stolen golf carts.
The night starts early, probably around 5 or 6 we start drinking. We played some basic drinking games then decide were going to walk to the party. All of us were already pretty hammered and on the way to the party we had to walk through a golf course.
I come up with the idea to steal golf carts and funny enough we find 4 carts, use our house keys to get them going (any key can start older golf carts). We drive around the course for about 30 minutes before I decide we should show up on the carts. We drive out of the course through the valley and out onto the street. And point in time we were driving beside cars. Anyways we managed to pull up to the Kegger and park our golf carts on the street.
Obviously our stellar entrance would help us to get any girl that night but besides that it was a pretty average party. I played drinking games for about an hour. Then got called out to do a 54 second Keg Stand, which combined with my other alcohol led me to throw up once before returning to play more drinking games.
Eventually I ended up upstairs with some girl. We were hooking up when I hear commotion from below I ditch her and run downstairs to see whats happening.
Upon my arrival I find 3 of my friends ready to beat some kid for taking some of their personal alcohol. I suggest that he pay them for it but he claimed to have no money showing his empty wallet. I spotted in his wallet a prepaid cab chip. Which I quickly seized as payment.
Not to long after this someone says the cops have arrived and knowing that the stolen golf carts are on the side of the house me and my friend decide to split with the prepaid cab. Since we can go anywhere we want we decide to visit these girls we dont see much about an hour drive away in Burlingdon. In the end the cab ride was over $200.
So we actually get to this girls house around 1:30-2:00 ish and immediately continue with her and her friend. So after a little while my friend and the girls who's house it is head upstairs and me and the her friend go down to the basement.
The thing about this girl is that she lives alone with her mom and they don't have the best relationship. Her mom is a complete power mom. She works 9-5, then come home makes dinner, the goes teaches and exercise class while training for iron man competitions.
So any how I'm hooking up with this girl downstairs when all of a sudden I hear a bunch of screaming from upstairs. The mom walked in on my friend her daughter and they got in a little scuffle (remember the mom is jacked) and my friend comes running downstairs into the basement screaming to get out of here and filling his bag with random stuff from the basement.
All of a sudden the mom comes running downstairs kitchen knife in had screaming. In panic a grab a bunch a DVD's, throw them in my back pack and we escape through the back.
We ran for a bit until we reach a main road and then walked until we reached a gas station. We managed to barter the worker at the gas station to trade a copy of the DVD "Undercover Brother" for a map of the area. We discover we have a 12 km walk down a dismal country road to get to the train station.
For the entirety of this walk were still very intoxicated and bored and decide to burn the papers and the end of people driveways and leave them in the middle of the road.
The sun was starting to come up and we had about 3 km's to the train station when sure enough an off duty police officer stops and detains us for burning all the papers. Listing charges and charges were going to be fucked over with. He waits until the police arrive and then leaves.
The officer clearly pissed that he had to drive all the way out here at 5 in the morning and was ready to charge us. However he hears our story and cant help but crack a smile when my friend recalls how the mom picked him up and threw him out of the bed room. Anyways he calls us a bunch of idiots and drives away. We gave him a couple of DVD's for his trouble. by about 6 we arrived at the train station and catch the first train back to Toronto.
We never heard from those girls again, the kid who had the cab chip or the about the stolen golf carts.
- Northern College
Editors Note:
Golf carts are the muse of many a good story.
Comments
man your grammer is brutal, it gave me a headache just trying to read this broken down story, start using your helmet at football practice and we wouldnt have this problem.