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Frosh and Hottie Bang Bang
Well I attended the my frosh orientation with my mother on a hot May afternoon at the Memorial Union.
Things started off as boring and uneventful. They fed us all the crap about how great a school we were and how we made the right choice in chosing to go to school in the middle of the fucking desert.
As I began to nod off during the deans speech I noticed a girl eyeing me up a couple seats down. Damn she was fine. Well after the the presenter finished his rant, luckily came the point where the students had to leave the parents for seperate presentations.
Upon ditching my mother I immediately sought to introduce myself to this girl. I found out her name--for the sake of anonymity, let's go with Jess--and she was from Chandler, a local girl.
We began to hit it off, a little small talk, trading off what dorms we were in and the such. What happened next surprised the hell out of me: as we were walking towards the secondary room for the students presentation we come across a maintenence closet.
As we were walking by it i just hit my hand on the handle and surprisingly it turned. This caugh Jess's attention and out of curiousisty she told me to open it. I open the closet and its just a normal janitors closest, dark, with brooms and rags and the like.
Well, as I'm about to close the door, i feel a push on my back followed by a giggle and the shutting of the door. So now I'm stuck in this dark janitors closet with an UBER hottie, not a bad situation to be in... as I begin to speak but she quickly hushes me.
I turn around and our lips find each other. we begin making out and I feel her hand drop down to my "Christian parts" and I'm starting to pitch a tent. She then starts to undo my pants and unzip my jeans and goes to town on my little guy.
After a few I get her up and strip down her jeans and push her up against the wall. I'll leave you guys to imagine what happened next. I must say though, it can get a little cramped standing up in a small janitors closest.
As we finish up and get dressed we sneak back out. as we step out we see this guy sitting at a table with his laptop giving us the wierdest look. Jess just winks at the guy and blows him a kiss, then we take off around the corner.
Rounding the corner I run straight into my mom. needless to say awkward. I introduce Jess to my mom, then she and i part ways. I musta been glowing cuz my moms asked me why I had this shit eating grin? I meekly replied that I had "made a new friend."
Well it's about a month and a half into the semester now. i've settled in met new women and the like, but I have yet to see Jess around campus. But everytime I walk into the MU I think of that one time in the janitors closet.
Please, share your orientation.