After walking back wet and stoned, we had the major munchies.

So my philosophy in college is to be able to tell a story 10 years from now and be able to say...Hey it was in college. As long as I don't get in deep shit or kicked out, college is immunity for anything I want to do.

So it starts out on a Saturday night. A couple of sororities are having formals and me and my independent buddy, we'll call him Big, decided to do something fun since no parties were going on and we were bored of getting hammered and playing Halo.

I was talking to my friend, we'll call her Hannah, on the phone and decided that we wanted to go to the beach. It was midnight and the closest beach to Elon is about 2 hours if you're a great driver. When she arrived to Big's dorm, we realized the beach wasn't gonna happen so we thought we could go tubing somewhere on some random river. Me and my friend Big went out to Walmart with Hannah and her friend, Betsy. Upon arriving, we found an inflatable mattress for like $12 and a pump so we bought that instead of 2 tubes.

When we got back to Elon around 1:30 we remembered that we were really sober. We got an apple and some weed and were about to smoke when it hit us that we should get stoned tubing. It would be much easier to do it on the lake at Elon, called Lake Mary Nell, so that was our new destination.

We pumped up the mattress and transported it on Big's ghetto Battle Wagon, which was a Walmart cart with cardboard on it. We arrived at the lake and finished pumping up the mattress around 2am. We then hoped on and had 10 of the most uber paranoid minutes of our lives. We smoked then ditched the apple and paddled back.

As we came back, the girls arrived and told us to go back out to prove we did it. We went out and circled around for a few minutes, only to return with about a dozen people waiting for us. We thought every single person was some kind of official figure that was gonna screw us over. Turns out it was just a couple friends and a gay kid.

After walking back wet and stoned, we had the major munchies. In Big's dorm he had coals, lighter fluid, and hot dogs. We went down to 1 of the outdoor community grills. There was a basketball game going on at 3am so we grilled and watched basketball to complete out evening.

After avoiding getting caught and 1 run in with the segway cop, grilling around 3:30, we woke up the next morning with sever eye infections from the lake. I'm now home in NJ, most likely unable to finish the semester.