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Bottle Rocket Launchers
Posted:10/10/2008
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Grade: B
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Well, me and my buddies were just getting started after a long day of drinking. We have been drinking sense noon and we have to make something more exciting happen.
My friend Tom comes up with the great idea to go get some fireworks and light them off. Myself not being one to turn away fireworks especially when I'm drunk is especially excited. As soon we got all the fireworks out of my friends trunk we realised how many fireworks we had.
There were at least 400 large bottle rockets and a ton of fire crackers. As soon as we can find our lighters were off to cause some disturbances. We decide it would be the most fun to launch all of our fireworks at a single house making it seem as if they are taking fire by enemny rockets.
We lined all of our fireworks up and the 4 of us started to light them off all at the same time. About 8 minutes into it some guy came running out with a shovel and started running directly at us. Now about to turn away we fired our biggest ones at him to try to warn him off. This didn't work as he kept running towards us, so we all get up and ran back to my friends house. We start talking after drinking close to 4 more 5th's and decide that we need to get that mother fucker back for what he did.
We realise that we still have a abundance of fireworks left and get ready for war. We are taping 4 fireworks together so we make mini bombs. After about a half hour of streight work we have around 100 quadruple bottle rockets with the wicks all tied together. We head out after smoking a fat bowl and head back to the house we previously visited.
As soon as we got there we went into action setting up for our next attack. We start lighting them off as soon as we get our first line ready. 5 minutes later we hear sirens, and we all grab what we can and run like hell. As soon as we get across the main road and back into our neighborhood we think were in the clear.
We start talking and out of no where a black car starts flooring the gas right at us. We freak out and all split up in different directions knowing that we all must meet in the same house at the end of the night.
After a long time of hiding in a bush I have seen 4 cops pass me by. I finally feel its safe to leave and make a run for it. I'm approaching the house as I see a crusier across the street from my house. As I'm on the same side of the street as the cruiser I have to make a run across the street for my house. I make a dash for it and the cop spots me.
I keep running though as he gets out of his car to chase me. I barely make it back into the house and I immediatly slam the door and bolt lock it.
The cop is banging at the door but I just try to ignore it and buy us some time. Finding that my other friends had alreading made it into the house we were all freaking out that there was a cop outside. We chill in the basement and just hope the problem goes away over time. We were wrong, as soon as my friend went up stairs to look out the window he said that there were 5 cop cars outside and cops walking on the lawn.
I call my buddies upstairs to look at this as we start to really panic this time. I guess one of my buddies was seen as we were looking out the window because they then came to our back porch were we had a bottle on the ground and a packed bowl just sitting there.
Our kitchen faces the back patio and the cops are shining their lights in all the windows trying to see whos in there. All my friends and I were crawling around on the ground trying to avoid the lights. We keep the door locked all night and somehow nothing goes wrong.
My brother stopped by the next day and said he was driving by when he saw the cops making a plan of action in the middle of the street. He said he saw this one fat cop with leaves in his hair all out of breath and he looked really pissed.
That proves those pigs right, they spent all night looking for a way into the house with no success. Next time dont fuck with our plans...
My friend Tom comes up with the great idea to go get some fireworks and light them off. Myself not being one to turn away fireworks especially when I'm drunk is especially excited. As soon we got all the fireworks out of my friends trunk we realised how many fireworks we had.
There were at least 400 large bottle rockets and a ton of fire crackers. As soon as we can find our lighters were off to cause some disturbances. We decide it would be the most fun to launch all of our fireworks at a single house making it seem as if they are taking fire by enemny rockets.
We lined all of our fireworks up and the 4 of us started to light them off all at the same time. About 8 minutes into it some guy came running out with a shovel and started running directly at us. Now about to turn away we fired our biggest ones at him to try to warn him off. This didn't work as he kept running towards us, so we all get up and ran back to my friends house. We start talking after drinking close to 4 more 5th's and decide that we need to get that mother fucker back for what he did.
We realise that we still have a abundance of fireworks left and get ready for war. We are taping 4 fireworks together so we make mini bombs. After about a half hour of streight work we have around 100 quadruple bottle rockets with the wicks all tied together. We head out after smoking a fat bowl and head back to the house we previously visited.
As soon as we got there we went into action setting up for our next attack. We start lighting them off as soon as we get our first line ready. 5 minutes later we hear sirens, and we all grab what we can and run like hell. As soon as we get across the main road and back into our neighborhood we think were in the clear.
We start talking and out of no where a black car starts flooring the gas right at us. We freak out and all split up in different directions knowing that we all must meet in the same house at the end of the night.
After a long time of hiding in a bush I have seen 4 cops pass me by. I finally feel its safe to leave and make a run for it. I'm approaching the house as I see a crusier across the street from my house. As I'm on the same side of the street as the cruiser I have to make a run across the street for my house. I make a dash for it and the cop spots me.
I keep running though as he gets out of his car to chase me. I barely make it back into the house and I immediatly slam the door and bolt lock it.
The cop is banging at the door but I just try to ignore it and buy us some time. Finding that my other friends had alreading made it into the house we were all freaking out that there was a cop outside. We chill in the basement and just hope the problem goes away over time. We were wrong, as soon as my friend went up stairs to look out the window he said that there were 5 cop cars outside and cops walking on the lawn.
I call my buddies upstairs to look at this as we start to really panic this time. I guess one of my buddies was seen as we were looking out the window because they then came to our back porch were we had a bottle on the ground and a packed bowl just sitting there.
Our kitchen faces the back patio and the cops are shining their lights in all the windows trying to see whos in there. All my friends and I were crawling around on the ground trying to avoid the lights. We keep the door locked all night and somehow nothing goes wrong.
My brother stopped by the next day and said he was driving by when he saw the cops making a plan of action in the middle of the street. He said he saw this one fat cop with leaves in his hair all out of breath and he looked really pissed.
That proves those pigs right, they spent all night looking for a way into the house with no success. Next time dont fuck with our plans...
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Editors Note:
Maybe that cop needs to do some pushups.
Comments
hey that was a kick ass story what else have you done lol